http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50747 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 17:01:07 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50747#post-146200 Mon, 29 Oct 2012 09:52:43 +0000 Yikes 146200@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fans of televised mysteries were left feeling deflated after police announced the arrest of Gary Glitter on sex charges.</p> <p>‘It was all a bit obvious really – nowhere near as good as the pilot episode’ said Andrew Challis, a keen reader of Agatha Christie novels. ‘I had assumed the earlier police hints as to ‘prominent 70s entertainer’ and ‘one-time Asian resident’ were red herrings to deflect attention from the real offender, whom I suspected to be either David Cameron or Mother Teresa.’</p> <p>‘And even when the lady came forward saying she had seen Glitter in Savile’s dressing room, I thought that was a clever reference to the sparkly stuff on Xmas decorations, rather than the now thrice disgraced singer.’</p> <p>Inquiry head Superintendent John Rollo apologised for the elementary blunders and promised that a Belgium colleague and an elderly spinster would announce the next arrest at a large country house in Midsomer.</p> <p>‘Or failing that we will just leak the arrest to Rupert Murdoch’ said Superintendent Rollo.</p> <p><em>I promise this is my last Savile sub, well probably</em> </p>