http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50702 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 13:01:07 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50702#post-146119 Sun, 28 Oct 2012 18:21:44 +0000 malgor 146119@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Extra starker geschmack. You know what I'm talking about. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50702#post-146118 Sun, 28 Oct 2012 18:12:48 +0000 antharrison 146118@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Anthony Harrison, 51, from Stockport has returned his winning medal from the Manchester Wheelers 10-mile time trial in 1980 following his confession for the use of a Fishermasn's Friend lozenge around a week before the prestigious event held on a Cheshire course.</p> <p>In his first ever time trial, self-confessed drug cheat Harrison, recorded a time of 26 minutes and 46 seconds for the gruelling event, and was given a medal by the Late Eddie Soens at its annual dinner, probably to make sure he kept paying his annual £5 membership fee.</p> <p>'Looking at what's happening with drug cheats like Lance Armstrong and Tyler Hamilton has made me question my own integrity and I remember that the Fisherman's Friend cleared my nasal passages and gave me a distinct advantage against the odd-bloke on the tricycle who was always sneezing and usually stopped for a picnic after 5 miles' said a remorseful Harrison.</p> <p>Proof of Harrison's cheating was confirmed when an inspection of Manchester Wheelers recent time trial results reveal that his 1980-time would beat most modern-day riders despite him having the disadvantages of riding a heavy road bike with mudguards and panniers carrying his set of emergency anvils.'</p> <p>Pat McQuaid, UCI President, commented 'Harrison has no place in our sport. Drug cheats like him are scumbags, Oh £50, I mean he should be knighted.' </p>