http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50682 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 08:35:11 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50682#post-146273 Mon, 29 Oct 2012 19:59:09 +0000 ronseal 146273@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sigmund,</p> <p>That was funny. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50682#post-146272 Mon, 29 Oct 2012 19:56:07 +0000 AReader 146272@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I hate Jamie Oliver because despite having an IQ which is half of mine, he's more successful and makes a lot more money. </p> <p>Not that I'm bitter or anything </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50682#post-146270 Mon, 29 Oct 2012 19:47:54 +0000 sigmund 146270@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"I have enjoyed several spit-roasted chickens on a log fire thanks to his inspiration.”<br /> There I was thinking Jimmy Savile was a sicko. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50682#post-146268 Mon, 29 Oct 2012 19:45:35 +0000 Ironduke 146268@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mixed emotions.</p> <p>Though I do like to mock his faux-patois street cred and his matey-banter does get wearing; he has done time in various establishments including River cafe and he is both an astute businessman and has an eye for the zeitgeist. He did alert many to the inadequacies of school dinners (though without lasting impact) and he does introduce an element of fun and accesability to cooking. I have enjoyed several spit-roasted chickens on a log fire thanks to his inspiration.</p> <p>However, in conclusion, I was bought his 'flavour shaker' which is a ceramic mouse-ball in a plastic screw top vessel. It is absolutely, totally, fucking useless and this must have been apparent to him had he ever used the hunk of shite.</p> <p>Nigella's porcelain lemon squeezer, in contrast, is excellent, and there is no finer means to squeeze out your citrus than within her shapely vessel. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50682#post-146138 Sun, 28 Oct 2012 22:53:38 +0000 Squudge 146138@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>the fact he calls half his ingredients 'bad boys' (flicks hands in gangsta fashion) ....also somewhat irritating </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50682#post-146132 Sun, 28 Oct 2012 21:19:57 +0000 rikkor 146132@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh all the things that make me puke about Jamie Oliver, the number one is that his wife is named Jools. Like drools. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50682#post-146125 Sun, 28 Oct 2012 19:51:27 +0000 Squudge 146125@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I am too outraged to be coherent on this one<br /> ...rrrrrrrrrr </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50682#post-146122 Sun, 28 Oct 2012 19:29:14 +0000 Paddy Berzinski 146122@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>From what I've heard, Jamie Oliver isn't even a fully qualified chef, and from what I've seen on TV he's no better than the average bloke who can knock up a nice curry or something on toast. Like Ainsley Harriet. They aren't exactly rivals to the likes of Gordon Ramsay, who might swear a lot, but at least he served his time in some of the world's top kitchens, and he usually gets things right. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50682#post-146111 Sun, 28 Oct 2012 17:40:53 +0000 Gerontius 146111@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Dehli-inspired more like.</p> <p><strong>Boots</strong><br /> Can I have a Jamie Oliver chicken sandwich and a bottle of Gaviscon please.<br /> Er....No....make it a large one.<br /> No...the Gaviscon. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50682#post-146108 Sun, 28 Oct 2012 17:29:17 +0000 dvo4fun 146108@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nope - had to google tagine. Looks to me like a Peruvian's hat with a useful stand. Luvvly Jubbly </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50682#post-146080 Sun, 28 Oct 2012 11:07:08 +0000 Dick Everyman 146080@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>He's just a mockney who doesn't really care for cocks... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50682#post-146078 Sun, 28 Oct 2012 10:01:00 +0000 godly1966 146078@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You never get over the loss of a tagine. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50682#post-146075 Sun, 28 Oct 2012 09:30:42 +0000 waylandsmithy 146075@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/9638026/Jamie-Olivers-chickens-come-home-to-roost.html">Jamie's battery-farmed dinners</a></p> <p>The smug, hypocritical, opportunist, fat-tongued fucking bell end. </p> <p>What's up, food ponce? Kids needed another Range Rover? Yeah, it doesn't really matter if you just use a little bit of intensively farmed garbage in your sandwiches. It's fine, as long as you're just profiting from it, rather than actually eating it.</p> <p>And that fucking tagine you endorsed broke first time it was used. Cunt. </p>