http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50664 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 00:07:07 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50664#post-146171 Mon, 29 Oct 2012 07:07:36 +0000 arthurminnit 146171@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>why, thank you, kind sir.</p> <p><strike>tony</strike></p> <p>i mean, Arthur </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50664#post-146126 Sun, 28 Oct 2012 20:07:49 +0000 Yikes 146126@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This is weirdly funny - I like it!! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50664#post-146083 Sun, 28 Oct 2012 11:26:43 +0000 arthurminnit 146083@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I, Arthurminnit, totally and utterly refute the implication that i am, or ever was, Mr Tony Michaels, (39).<br /> It is the merest coincidence that we share an address, age, name and masturbatory habits! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50664#post-146064 Sun, 28 Oct 2012 06:58:47 +0000 Squudge 146064@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Arthur, you are among friends.<br /> ...are YOU Mr X?</p> <p>&lt;radiates non-judgemental acceptance to enable fellow biscuit to unburden&gt; </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50664#post-146026 Sat, 27 Oct 2012 14:51:58 +0000 arthurminnit 146026@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>not at all.<br /> thank you </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50664#post-146025 Sat, 27 Oct 2012 14:48:55 +0000 wallster 146025@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent. If you don't mind me saying. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50664#post-146024 Sat, 27 Oct 2012 14:43:20 +0000 arthurminnit 146024@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>.<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> A 55 year old Northampton man, known only as Mr X, but whose real name is Tony Michaels, (47) of 23 Acacia Avenue, Northampton, claims that Savile(34)leered at him from the TV, as he masturbated, whilst watching Pans People, on an edition of Top of The Pops in 1972.<br /> He claims the whole experience left him traumatised and unable to talk about the matter until now, as he could not discuss it whilst his mother was still alive.<br /> Happily, she died yesterday, enabling Mr X to finally come forward and expose the aging DJ and Wishmeister for the vile pervert that only Mr X knows him to be!<br /> Mr Savile was unavailable for comment, but is believed to be on vacation in Cuba, probably, or somewhere. </p>