http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50607 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 14:18:04 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50607#post-146213 Mon, 29 Oct 2012 11:28:12 +0000 Oxbridge 146213@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>HFC, now I'm even being beaten to the punchline by David frigging Icke. </p> <p>[flounce] </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50607#post-146212 Mon, 29 Oct 2012 11:21:54 +0000 pinxit 146212@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@Oxbridge - I'm afraid <a href="http://www.davidicke.com/headlines/73605-was-there-a-paedophile-sex-ring-inside-the-bbc-jimmy-saviles-radio-one-colleague-procured-girls-for-him">David Icke got there first</a>...</p> <p>pot... kettle... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50607#post-146088 Sun, 28 Oct 2012 11:53:21 +0000 Anonymous 146088@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>stars galore for Pinxit... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50607#post-146084 Sun, 28 Oct 2012 11:27:05 +0000 pinxit 146084@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's given me the willies.</p> <p>5 Ghoulies.</p> <p><img src="http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/acorah.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50607#post-146065 Sun, 28 Oct 2012 07:08:51 +0000 Sinnick 146065@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5 ghostly stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50607#post-146052 Sat, 27 Oct 2012 19:45:56 +0000 Oxbridge 146052@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Surely this would be a case for the Scooby Doo team? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50607#post-145958 Fri, 26 Oct 2012 22:19:32 +0000 Anonymous 145958@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>excellently witty </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50607#post-145956 Fri, 26 Oct 2012 22:11:27 +0000 dvo4fun 145956@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"...the feeling of being touched in an inappropriate place, usually a dressing room." A fine line. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50607#post-145927 Fri, 26 Oct 2012 15:09:42 +0000 Midfield Diamond 145927@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very well-written. If I have a slight criticism, the headline is slightly misleading as the story is more about the BBC being haunted by a mysterious presence than ghostbusters or exorcism. But have 5 anyway. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50607#post-145923 Fri, 26 Oct 2012 15:01:19 +0000 beau-jolly 145923@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellently wonderful. Must surely be the Haloween FP? <blockquote>the definitely legit medium</blockquote> made me guffaw.</p> <p>A mate of my ex wife keeps telling everyone she's a medium. I'm no judge but I recon she's at least an extra large. Arf! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50607#post-145920 Fri, 26 Oct 2012 14:38:35 +0000 Gary Stanton 145920@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ta, I ditched an ectoplasm joke as I thought it would be too smutty ( the trainee DJ was originally a cleaner and cleaning up after someone else's ectoplasm wasn't in her contract ). That's filth obviously. </p> <p>Can't reply until Monday now as have had no internet at home for the last 2 weeks thanks to the lovely folk at Talk Talk. I am now going home. Have a good weekend. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50607#post-145886 Fri, 26 Oct 2012 09:48:28 +0000 Qoxiivi 145886@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No ectoplasm?</p> <p>'I’ve mentioned it to the other DJs but they said it’s just ‘banter’ and asked if I was a lesbian.'</p> <p>Love that. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50607#post-145878 Fri, 26 Oct 2012 09:31:39 +0000 Yikes 145878@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Enjoyed this one! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50607#post-145877 Fri, 26 Oct 2012 09:25:42 +0000 Gary Stanton 145877@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The BBC has called in a team of psychic investigators after youngsters attending a live-screening of Rastamouse claimed the lecherous cigar-smoking ghost of an elderly man had really put the willies up them. </p> <p>The weeks prior to Halloween* have seen an upsurge in paranormal activity with BBC employees reporting a variety of phenomena such as rattling jewellery, an eerie yodelling noise and the feeling of being touched in an inappropriate place, usually a dressing room. The final straw came when a trainee DJ had to flee the building after witnessing a track-suited figure having a spectral wank . </p> <p>‘I’ve always remained sceptical about this sort of thing until now,’ said MC Letitia Downing, 15, ‘but when your essential mix is interrupted by a ghost trying to thumb one out it forces you to reconsider. I’ve mentioned it to the other DJs but they said it’s just ‘banter’ and asked if I was a lesbian. This apparition is completely untouchable!’ </p> <p>Director-General, George Entwhistle, also refused to rule out supernatural goings-on. ‘Members of staff claim they’ve been felt up by a pair of unseen hands and one young presenter had her breasts jiggled while reading the shipping forecast . Dave Lee Travis wasn’t even in the building at the time.’</p> <p>Under pressure from OFCOM , Entwhistle called on kosher TV psychic Derek Acorah and his trusty spirit guide “Sam” in a bid to cleanse the premises of the incorrigble spook. ‘All we know is that there’s some kind of presence here,’ Entwhistle added, ‘and it’s much stronger than Matt Baker’s. ’</p> <p>Acorah, meanwhile, wasted no time in making contact with the ghoul. After slipping into a trance, the definitely legit medium cried, ‘This spirit person worked as a DJ. He’s trying to show me a record – the longest serving paedophile on the BBC payroll. Now then, now then.. cigar.. jewellery..cigar .. jewellery.. uh-ah-uh-ah-uh-ah-uh-ah. What’s that Sam? He’s giving me the name James or possibly Jim...’</p> <p>‘Is it Jimmy Young? ’</p> <p>*blatant Halloween sub </p>