http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50495 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 15:41:36 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50495#post-145800 Fri, 26 Oct 2012 06:00:38 +0000 Yikes 145800@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just love this 5* passage ...</p> <p>"New stock isn’t coming through fast enough though and to be frank shooting teenage girls in the head hasn’t helped much. Even an educated virgin must be better than no virgin at all" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50495#post-145692 Thu, 25 Oct 2012 12:45:42 +0000 beau-jolly 145692@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nah just broke it. I sort of guessed what you meant but was too lazy to look it up. I blame Allah...oh shit! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50495#post-145682 Thu, 25 Oct 2012 12:22:54 +0000 dvo4fun 145682@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>[tried to PM you b-j but you're obviously a popular chap]</p> <p>Maybe 'Ali' would work better ... if it works at all </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50495#post-145679 Thu, 25 Oct 2012 11:48:52 +0000 beau-jolly 145679@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Dunno. Is it "Lookout!", or "DUCK!" ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50495#post-145677 Thu, 25 Oct 2012 11:41:47 +0000 dvo4fun 145677@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>@b-j. "(Didn't get the Allan Akbar ref. though. Duh?) "</p> <p>Here's a clue: What is the shouted phrase always heard in the background - &amp; often the foreground - just as the zealots start to hurl some chunk of ordnance through the air at the opposition? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50495#post-145660 Thu, 25 Oct 2012 11:02:59 +0000 sigmund 145660@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5 </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50495#post-145655 Thu, 25 Oct 2012 10:49:23 +0000 beau-jolly 145655@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Go on then. I'll join you in the hand cart to hell. Starrage for the concept, the delivery, the D of D and the last line. (Didn't get the Allan Akbar ref. though. Duh?) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50495#post-145610 Thu, 25 Oct 2012 07:13:26 +0000 dvo4fun 145610@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Commodity brokers are concerned that the world’s stock of suitable martyr virgins is being used unsustainably. “Every business has to deal with the challenges of the market and the loony-jehadists community is no exception,” said Mark Postern, Director of Disingenuousness at London’s stock exchange. “Much of the trouble could be down to that ‘Allan Akbar’, whoever he is. We often hear his name chanted on TV but he’s never in-shot.”</p> <p>Postern’s statistical assessment says 1:72 martyr/virgin ratios are not achievable in the long term. “Fortunately, up to now, jehadists have proved astonishingly inept with terror campaigns; otherwise we’d already be in negative equity, vis-a-vis the virgins. New stock isn’t coming through fast enough though and to be frank shooting teenage girls in the head hasn’t helped much. Even an educated virgin must be better than no virgin at all. Surely they’ve all got to be able to count to ’71-then me’ as a bare minimum.” </p> <p>Ralph Spinks, an international jehadist said today “Look, we just need to get more 12 year old girls married off and start producing ... oh, hold on, that’s really not going to work, is it? “ </p>