http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50399 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 05:45:26 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50399#post-145506 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 15:18:07 +0000 Idiot 145506@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wow, ta. I'll have to brush up on those Neat-o rules now. Cheers! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50399#post-145501 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 14:57:31 +0000 Perks 145501@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thank you all very much for your good wishes, they spurred me on and stopped me bottleing it at the last moment. It was amazing fun. Some stuff suffered a slow and painfully quiet death, but a lot got a good reaction. If anyone is thinking of trying it, I would say do it just once. For me, there was nothing better than 30 or so people laughing at something you have thought, written, then shared.</p> <p> But back to the important stuff, the NEAT-O results. Some good stuff subbed with a mix of tickers, and longer articles. They have inspired me to buy a pub just so I can name it The Czech Chicken Inn.</p> <p> So the Top 3 are </p> <p><strong>In third place</strong></p> <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50121&amp;replies=1#post-144539">Midfield Diamond</a><br /> His piece not only made me laugh but he also gets extra point for using NEAT-O to vent some anger</p> <p><strong> In second place </strong></p> <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50082&amp;replies=1#post-144438">Jamsieoconnor</a><br /> Again gave me many chuckles but also shows potential as a government policy advisor</p> <p><strong>And the Winner</strong></p> <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50012">Darryl from Lincoln, Haywood Manley himself, Aka Idiot</a><br /> He was the first in there with the Chicken pun, but did it in a way that still leaves me with a funny visual image.</p> <p> So good luck Idiot, the baton is now with you </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50399#post-145396 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 07:04:59 +0000 Username 145396@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>wow. good luck. look forward to reading your trip report </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50399#post-145376 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 02:12:39 +0000 Yikes 145376@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes, well done for having a go ... hope it all went well! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50399#post-145358 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 20:45:21 +0000 dvo4fun 145358@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well done, hope it goes/went well. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50399#post-145346 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 19:50:52 +0000 waylandsmithy 145346@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good luck Perks. Knock 'em dead! Not literally, though. Oh god, what have I done? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50399#post-145344 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 19:34:10 +0000 Squudge 145344@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think we would all forgive you if you went out for a few sherbets after your performance and forgot to do the neat-o judging 'til tomorrow... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50399#post-145340 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 19:17:04 +0000 medici2471 145340@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hope it's going well! Let us know the line that gets the biggest laughs... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50399#post-145325 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 17:44:21 +0000 Gerontius 145325@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good luck Perks<br /> I hope your local MP turns out to lend some support </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50399#post-145322 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 17:29:08 +0000 Idiot 145322@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep, good luck. Pause to take a few breaths and you'll be fine. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50399#post-145320 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 17:19:08 +0000 The All New Jeni B 145320@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hope all goes well Perky.</p> <p>Remember, don't get drunk beforehand.<br /> During is fine, but definitely not before.</p> <p>Will you be, ahem, checking-in with us on the outcome? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50399#post-145319 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 17:19:04 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 145319@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good luck Perks. If in doubt resort to knob gags </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50399#post-145317 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 17:05:43 +0000 Anonymous 145317@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sorry Perks, I haven't a blinkin' clue what Neat-O is about.</p> <p>But as for tonight, big respect and may I wish you all the very best of luck.</p> <p>fingers xxxxed </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50399#post-145316 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 16:57:29 +0000 charlies_hat 145316@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Best of British to you Perks, I would have loved to, but never had the balls. </p> <p>Have you read "This is Your Life" by J O'F ?</p> <p>Shame you don't know any funny people on here.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50399#post-145315 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 16:57:06 +0000 Ironduke 145315@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Best of luck...feel free to use any of Dvo's material...I'd suggest by passing it to the competition. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50399#post-145314 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 16:55:13 +0000 Golgo13 145314@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good man! where? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50399#post-145311 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 16:11:56 +0000 Not Amused 145311@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good luck ! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50399#post-145310 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 16:09:13 +0000 Perks 145310@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Will be announced later tonight, promise. Sorry for the delay, but I have spent the last 24 bricking myself as I try my first shot at standup tonight. But it's a long bus journey home so I will do the results then </p>