http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50389 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 07:33:38 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50389#post-145509 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 15:25:34 +0000 Dick Everyman 145509@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>She should've worn a bubble suit ;0) </p> <p>Stars Mr B! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50389#post-145318 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 17:12:04 +0000 Anonymous 145318@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Much appreciated ID.</p> <p>It's tough writing teenage angst stories. Last bloody thing you want is to sound middle-class, middle aged, middle England, middle anything.</p> <p>:) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50389#post-145279 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 14:39:06 +0000 Ironduke 145279@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great stuff! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50389#post-145271 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 14:05:57 +0000 Anonymous 145271@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Teenager, Becky Biggleswade, who this summer meandered to her death over the cliffs of Beachy Head, was said today to have died of natural causes.</p> <p>Following this morning's report that teenage texting has hit epidemic levels, Eastbourne Coroner Robert Southey described 15year old Becky as an ordinary girl with a dangerous 150-a-day text habit. Later he revealed she had updated her Facebook status only an hour before her death, had twittered the news at 10.47am and at the moment she disappeared over the cliff top she was busily communicating vital details of her new boyfriend to a succession of her 3500 FB 'friends'.</p> <p>“Becky obviously didn't know which planet she was on, which direction she was headed or where she would end up,” said the Coroner </p> <p>“You win some, you lose some,” he sighed. “Life's full of avoidable risks and in my business 'death whilst texting' is hardly misadventure or accidental. “</p> <p>“It was an otherwise lovely day on Beachy Head. I'll put it down to natural wastage.” </p>