http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50388 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 09:50:22 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50388#post-145439 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 10:25:20 +0000 Ironduke 145439@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Perhaps Norma Stitts and Martha Nahanful could form a holding pair in midfield, shielding a dissapointing flat back four?</p> <p>....I seem to be channelling Sid James at the moment. Fanarr fnarr fnarrr. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50388#post-145437 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 10:14:57 +0000 beau-jolly 145437@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well done for resisting Norma Stitts. A similar stand by catwalk models fell flat. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50388#post-145348 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 19:52:54 +0000 Squudge 145348@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>a standing ovation from me</p> <p>I am sure the referee was vigilant and nipped any high tackle in the bud</p> <p>(particularly from the spectators in the front row) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50388#post-145347 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 19:52:22 +0000 Ironduke 145347@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks guys. I know VCG, I know. Happy to drop Angela Harlem, but I am rather partial to Martha Nahanful. And in the Bawdy Smut genre in which scummy pool here I paddle, double entendre names are de rigeur.</p> <p>Central concept definitely improvable on though, so do pitch in with suggestions. Or illustrations. Especially illustrations. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50388#post-145332 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 18:08:16 +0000 Gerontius 145332@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent<br /> Thanks for raising awareness Duke.<br /> Cold showers all round.<br /> I believe our American cousins call them 'pasties' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50388#post-145330 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 17:53:33 +0000 Anonymous 145330@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I enjoyed it too.</p> <p>And I happen to know a Tabitha Bulstrode. </p> <p>Believe me, she ain't this funny.</p> <p>5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50388#post-145323 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 17:37:45 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 145323@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice idea, breaks funny name rule though. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50388#post-145278 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 14:39:04 +0000 Tripod 145278@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Clockwise or anti-clockwise? We'll have to toss for it... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50388#post-145275 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 14:27:21 +0000 Ironduke 145275@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Contributions welcomed. Hat tip Perks. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50388#post-145267 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 13:24:53 +0000 Ironduke 145267@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Grandchester Ladies Football Team have shown their commitment to stamping sexism out of football by appearing in their Bristol and District Challenge Cup tie wearing matching Nipple Tassels. </p> <p>The record attendance of sixty-four thousand nine hundred and forty at the recreation ground delighted the 'Get Them Out'anti-sexism organisers. Tabitha Bulstrode, chair of the Local Women's Institute said " The depth of feeling amongst the local community is clear from this massive turnout. I'm a little surprised but particularly pleased that so many gentlemen have come along to support us, showing this is a cause for us all to embrace together. We may have had our knockers in the past, but I'm delighted to see the firm stand they are all taking behind us. I think you can see our ladies here are very much in need of support".</p> <p>Fans cheered in their droves as Captain Angela Harlem, 32, led her team onto the pitch and her pride was clear for all to see. Presenting a united front all through the team, they swung into action with a particularly vigorous warm-up. All the team had their tassels individually sponsored, with full back Norma Anstruther advertising a chain of local stores throughout the home penalty area.</p> <p>The passionate display from Grandchesters finest attracted attention from areas of the media not previously associated with the Anti-Sexism crusade. Sky Head of Progamming Charlie "When we heard about the 'Get Them Out' campaign, the outside broadcast team volunteered to a man and we had no hesitation calling back Andy Grey and Richard Keys to commentate on such an exceptional match"</p> <p>Sadly the game didn't quite go so well for the girls as they conceded at both ends and were soundly beaten, but nevertheless not one of their fans left before the final whistle. Dissapointed striker Martha Nahanful summed it up for the team when she said "We may have come here and slipped out of the B D and C Cup, but I think looking round these stands we've raised a hell of a lot awareness" </p>