http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50364 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 09:57:35 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50364#post-145434 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 10:05:43 +0000 MADJEZ 145434@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Without a doubt the BEST Newsbiscuit FP in a very very long while. A classic... ! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50364#post-145421 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 09:02:06 +0000 Gerontius 145421@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>From start to finish...top stuff nick </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50364#post-145399 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 07:42:29 +0000 Rizzo 145399@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well deserved FP Nick </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50364#post-145374 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 00:42:40 +0000 Yikes 145374@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cracking FP and pic! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50364#post-145370 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 23:24:52 +0000 Boutros 145370@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50364#post-145360 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 21:12:46 +0000 Ironduke 145360@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brilliant writing, great pic! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50364#post-145356 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 20:24:31 +0000 Squudge 145356@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50364#post-145305 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 15:56:47 +0000 nickb 145305@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>haha pinx! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50364#post-145304 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 15:56:46 +0000 dvo4fun 145304@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hell's teeth nick, you're on a roll </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50364#post-145299 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 15:52:34 +0000 pinxit 145299@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it. Stars.</p> <p>I'm just watching it unravel on TV...</p> <p><img src="http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/bbc_orla.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50364#post-145273 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 14:25:30 +0000 reforse 145273@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nicely done. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50364#post-145239 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 11:45:50 +0000 button 145239@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brilliantly excellent nickb </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50364#post-145238 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 11:43:43 +0000 Dick Everyman 145238@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Right on target! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50364#post-145225 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 11:05:21 +0000 DustyBinLaden 145225@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bloody clever stuff. Stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50364#post-145224 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 11:00:05 +0000 Midfield Diamond 145224@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Superb. Great idea, well-written and a good ending. </p> <p>There must also be a fear that the fighting could become nationwide if reinforcements arrive from the Breakfast team in Manchester ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50364#post-145223 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 11:00:01 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 145223@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Fantastic stuff, stars aplenty </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50364#post-145218 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:50:14 +0000 Tripod 145218@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5-star general... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50364#post-145217 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:40:38 +0000 Anonymous 145217@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Damned right it is..</p> <p>Reads like a battle report from a top war correspondent..</p> <p>5* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50364#post-145216 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:30:30 +0000 editor 145216@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50364#post-145210 Tue, 23 Oct 2012 10:02:22 +0000 nickb 145210@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Warring news-tribes, angered by the Panorama investigation, opened fire on studios where radical BBC 1 journalists are known to be in occupation. Fierce hand to hand fighting at BBC Television Centre escalated into a mortar battle in the early hours, as BBC 1 responded with heavy rounds of rocket fire, killing four Newsnight producers and prompting an application for voluntary redundancy from a fifth. Blue helmeted health and safety officials tried to separate the fighters, but were unable to produce the correct paperwork, and were asked to leave at gunpoint by privatised security staff. </p> <p>Meanwhile BBC3 Militiamen, long envious of the perceived success of BBC 6 music which was recently rescued from a death sentence, launched a drone attack on the BBC 6 Studios. Ken Bruce, who was eating his sandwiches in a nearby office, took a direct hit to his Thermos flask – increasing the prospects of Radio 2 being drawn in to the dispute. </p> <p>Outside the ruins of Broadcasting House, a compassion-weary Orla Guerin dressed in helmet and bullet proof vest reported the plight of legions of outsourced IT and administrative staff, made homeless by the fighting and waiting in the rain. Makeshift refugee camps have been set up in the Oxford Street branch of John Lewis and Debenhams. (Bedding Departments)</p> <p>“What makes this tragedy even worse, is the widespread hunger caused to those who have nothing to do with the fighting,” Ms Guerin told a makeshift audience. “Outsourced catering staff, fearing for their lives, have fled the battle scenes, leaving tea bars and soup ‘n baguette franchises empty and workers without sources of food. Even the World Service Kofi Anan Bar has been occupied by Entwistle extremists. Now, as the winter sets in, the seriousness of the situation can only deepen. Reports of local radio stations forming separate tribal militias means this is a Corporation in ever growing turmoil, where nobody's role is safe again. Ever. But never mind. Here’s the Carpenters to cheer you up, with Yesterday Once More. Orla Guerin. News at Ten. London.” </p>