http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5036 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 16:58:19 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5036#post-13888 Mon, 24 May 2010 23:33:57 +0000 Doctor Moptop 13888@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Love it all, but particularly the final line! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5036#post-13886 Mon, 24 May 2010 23:31:01 +0000 Lost4Words 13886@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Anything constructive welcome </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5036#post-13884 Mon, 24 May 2010 23:28:21 +0000 Doctor Moptop 13884@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Put some full stops inside them as well - I know, I know, I've very demanding at this time of night.</p> <p>Have some stars for your trouble! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5036#post-13883 Mon, 24 May 2010 23:26:33 +0000 Lost4Words 13883@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Done Thanks x </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5036#post-13880 Mon, 24 May 2010 23:23:08 +0000 Doctor Moptop 13880@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'll give you five stars if you put your commas INSIDE your speech marks.</p> <p>Deal? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=5036#post-13879 Mon, 24 May 2010 23:20:24 +0000 Lost4Words 13879@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>David 'Close-knit' Cameron has announced plans to encourage Big Britain to wear smaller pants in an attempt to reduce any public overspill in the leg area and provide better support for the nation's "Crown Jewels". </p> <p>He has described how close members of his cabinet have adopted tighter briefs in a bid to inspire others to do the same. "The elder members of the task force have had the most trouble adapting; they've never had to endure such tough elastine" Mr Cameron said.<br /> "Technology has come along way," described Mr Cameron, "And the old Tories are having to shape up to fit in".</p> <p>Cameron's suggestions have come off the back of new Chancellor George Osborne's proposals to cut public waste. "Cutting two inches of cotton around the leg, and three in the perenium, of every brief worn in Britain will half the deficit," Mr Osborne posits. "Honest" he adds.</p> <p>Other loose ends in the plan to make further cuts are being "tied up" the Chancellor assures Britain. "We are looking at further cuts that will restrict waste circulation," with many critics suggesting that this announcement is Conservative spin, intended to make key areas of Britain blue. </p>