http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50263 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 09:58:56 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50263#post-145143 Mon, 22 Oct 2012 21:17:41 +0000 Yikes 145143@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That certainly was "one from the archives" ... ie 2007.</p> <p>I wonder if there is a whole sub (or NiB) in the concept of modern men trying to emulate Ramsay and mastering the swearing and cheating bit and just slipping up on the cooking part? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50263#post-145141 Mon, 22 Oct 2012 21:04:50 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 145141@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bollocks. Ant, if you hadn't pointed that out they might not have remembered and might still have used it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50263#post-145137 Mon, 22 Oct 2012 20:35:56 +0000 button 145137@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>drat </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50263#post-145135 Mon, 22 Oct 2012 20:34:34 +0000 Yikes 145135@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just love the Gordon Ramsay line! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50263#post-145134 Mon, 22 Oct 2012 20:24:51 +0000 Squudge 145134@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>we were all to lazy to check that far back </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50263#post-145133 Mon, 22 Oct 2012 20:13:04 +0000 antharrison 145133@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>very sorry but</p> <p><a href="http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2007/09/02/tesco-launches-pre-chewed-food-for-busy-commuters-192/" rel="nofollow">http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2007/09/02/tesco-launches-pre-chewed-food-for-busy-commuters-192/</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50263#post-145129 Mon, 22 Oct 2012 19:35:54 +0000 Squudge 145129@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>very vile idea - genius ...and even better just as a shared ticker effort<br /> (lazy like a boss) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50263#post-145091 Mon, 22 Oct 2012 14:26:00 +0000 waylandsmithy 145091@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Can we make Derek Gray smell faintly of fabreze and baby wipes? It's the lazy way to unreproachable personal hygiene. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50263#post-145072 Mon, 22 Oct 2012 13:02:55 +0000 dvo4fun 145072@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I can't be bothered to divide these 5 stars between you, so sort it out yourselves </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50263#post-145043 Mon, 22 Oct 2012 11:20:17 +0000 Dick Everyman 145043@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>[quote]A joint effort between VCG, waylandsmithy and Button, none of who could be bothered to write a full sub on their own</p> <p>Very funny guys!</p> <p>Could we get Very Lazy to read subs too? And award stars.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50263#post-145036 Mon, 22 Oct 2012 11:07:46 +0000 Anonymous 145036@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice idea. And very well written. But I see the future every day on our local High Street. Very Lazy yes. But not for half-chewed food. The restaurants &amp; cafes (every few yards) are packed with people going out for breakfast – out for lunch – out for snacks – out for coffee - out to dinner. Is everyone working in order to be seen paying a fortune to eat out? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50263#post-145030 Mon, 22 Oct 2012 10:00:50 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 145030@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very Lazy are to expand on their popular range of pre-chopped ingredients by introducing a selection of partially chewed meals. The new meals will target customers who want the satisfaction that comes with preparing and cooking your own food, but without the hassle of chopping ingredients or the hard work of fully chewing them once they are ready.</p> <p>‘With all of the cookery programmes on TV at the moment people like to think that they could be the next Gordon Ramsay, but once they’ve finished swearing and cheating on their wives they realise that they can’t actually cook, and that’s where we come in.’ said Derek Gray, Very Lazy’s marketing director, wearing slip-on shoes, a clip-on tie and smelling slightly of Febreze and baby wipes.</p> <p>Sales of the company’s pre-chopped garlic have dropped off since people started to realise that they could actually crush a fresh clove quicker than they can open the jar and get a spoon, so the partially chewed range is intended to mark a new beginning.</p> <p>‘We needed something to re-energise the brand and we think this is it. We considered doing a range of prepared meals, including pre-toasted toast that you just have to warm up in the microwave. But this gives us something new, something unique, something that lazy people will be rushing to buy. As long as it’s available to order online of course.’</p> <p>The new range will also be ethically produced, with all ingredients sourced at a fair price and all of the chewers paid a good wage and given access to private dental care.</p> <p>‘I am personally confident that this will be a great success, but we’re not being complacent and are determined to make sure we get everything absolutely right.’ continued Mr Gray, ‘We’re still coming up with new ideas and looking to the future too. We are currently looking into producing a diet range of pre-digested meals, where you simply open the jar, tip them out and flush, giving you all of the fun and none of the calories.’ </p> <p><em>A joint effort between VCG, waylandsmithy and Button, none of who could be bothered to write a full sub on their own.</em> </p>