http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50201 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 07:37:15 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50201#post-145649 Thu, 25 Oct 2012 10:02:07 +0000 Sinnick 145649@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50201#post-145528 Wed, 24 Oct 2012 18:39:20 +0000 Squudge 145528@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>thanks all - it is nice to know it was enjoyed </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50201#post-145138 Mon, 22 Oct 2012 20:36:47 +0000 Yikes 145138@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good ... 5 stars from me! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50201#post-145051 Mon, 22 Oct 2012 12:03:50 +0000 Scroat 145051@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice one Squudge! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50201#post-145045 Mon, 22 Oct 2012 11:49:05 +0000 custard cream 145045@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great, well done, max. stars! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50201#post-144933 Sun, 21 Oct 2012 19:31:48 +0000 Perks 144933@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good one. Stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50201#post-144928 Sun, 21 Oct 2012 18:45:41 +0000 sigmund 144928@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I drink to forget; if only I could remember why.<br /> 5*<br /> I actually like Doris Johnson. She’s a friend of my mother in law, and would make a great PM. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50201#post-144922 Sun, 21 Oct 2012 18:19:55 +0000 Squudge 144922@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thank you!</p> <p>I enjoyed the dawning terror of Cleggy as Boris gets ...involved </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50201#post-144919 Sun, 21 Oct 2012 18:04:53 +0000 Dick Everyman 144919@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I dance to forget too....</p> <p>Bloody good lyrics though Squudge! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50201#post-144858 Sun, 21 Oct 2012 11:25:04 +0000 virtuallywill 144858@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Superb </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50201#post-144856 Sun, 21 Oct 2012 11:19:29 +0000 The All New Jeni B 144856@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very good.<br /> And yes, the bastarding song is stuck in my head. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50201#post-144854 Sun, 21 Oct 2012 11:13:53 +0000 Squudge 144854@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>yeah that line always used to bug me too</p> <p>Cleggy does whine well </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50201#post-144850 Sun, 21 Oct 2012 10:43:03 +0000 Lucy4 144850@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've heard this bloody song so many times I now loathe it with a vengeance. And wine is not a spirit. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50201#post-144848 Sun, 21 Oct 2012 10:35:46 +0000 Squudge 144848@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>admit it, you are all humming this now... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50201#post-144834 Sun, 21 Oct 2012 08:07:07 +0000 Squudge 144834@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>♪♫ <em>(to the tune of 'Hotel California')...</em></p> <p>On a dark Berkshire highway, cool wind in his hair<br /> Warm smell of ambition, rising up through the air<br /> Up ahead in the distance, he saw a shimmering light<br /> His head grew heavy and insight grew dim<br /> Clegg had to stop for the night<br /> There Dave stood in the doorway;<br /> They heard the Division Bell<br /> And Clegg was thinking to himself,<br /> "This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"<br /> Then Dave lit up a candle and he showed him the way<br /> There were voices down the corridor,<br /> Clegg thought he heard them say...</p> <p>Welcome to the Hotel Coalition<br /> Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)<br /> Such a lovely face<br /> Plenty of room at the Hotel Coalition<br /> Any time of year (Any time of year)<br /> You can find it here</p> <p>Dave's mind is Eton-twisted, he got the Mercedes bends<br /> He got a lot of pretty, pretty boys he calls friends<br /> How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat<br /> Some dance to remember Maggie, some dance to forget</p> <p>So Clegg called the Speaker,<br /> "Please bring me my whine"<br /> He said, "We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen seventy nine"<br /> And still those voices are calling from far away,<br /> Wake you up in the middle of the night<br /> Just to hear them say...</p> <p>Welcome to the Hotel Coalition<br /> Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)<br /> Such a lovely face<br /> They livin' it up at the Hotel Coalition<br /> What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)<br /> Bring your alibis</p> <p>Smoke and mirrors on the ceiling,<br /> The Pouilly-Fumé on ice<br /> And Boris said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"<br /> And in the Speaker's chambers,<br /> They gathered for the feast<br /> They stab it with their steely knives,<br /> But they just can't kill the beast</p> <p>Last thing Clegg remembers, he was<br /> Running for the door<br /> He had to find the passage back<br /> To the place he was before<br /> "Relax, " said the Chief Whip,<br /> "We are programmed to deceive.<br /> You can check-out any time you like,<br /> But you can never leave! " </p>