http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50166 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 11:36:22 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50166#post-144767 Sat, 20 Oct 2012 11:11:30 +0000 button 144767@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent</p> <p>Reminded me that i once sneaked this up <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38838" rel="nofollow">http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=38838</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50166#post-144766 Sat, 20 Oct 2012 11:04:18 +0000 writinginbsl 144766@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>yep </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50166#post-144748 Sat, 20 Oct 2012 09:35:05 +0000 Anonymous 144748@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5 star wit </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50166#post-144732 Sat, 20 Oct 2012 08:09:11 +0000 jimmydodger 144732@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Instant laugh so 5 stars! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50166#post-144717 Sat, 20 Oct 2012 06:36:50 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 144717@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50166#post-144713 Sat, 20 Oct 2012 06:22:37 +0000 antharrison 144713@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Shanklin based furniture company Davies &amp; Sons has launched a revolutionary new sofa which includes an integrated docking station for Sinclair ZX81 RAM-packs which now allow lounging sofa users to add a whopping 16K of additional memory, allowing the playing of such games as paddle tennis and non-paddle tennis.</p> <p>'ZX81 users need not disrupt their lounging activities to slot the RAM-pack into their microcomputer's back panel. Now they simply lift the armrest cover and slot the RAM-pack into the space provided in the cavity. This is truly a wonderful invention that will change our customers' lives, and for a mere additional £500 we offer a built-in CRT monitor in the footrest which means they don't need to lay a cable across the parlour floor to plug into their black and white TV set' said a delighted Mr Davies.</p> <p>Mr Davies denied that the furniture was not future proof because of the possibility that the existing RAM-pack slot might not be compatible with emerging devices such as the revolutionary Sinclair MicroDrive. 'We belive that the RAM-packs for the forthcoming Spectrum computers are compatible with the ZX81, and in any event we include a free chisel and hammer with each new sofa allowing the user to make minor modifications should the need arise.You could even make it big enough to hold a cassette player and mini tape-library should you want to store programs in the sofa and allow them to be loaded onto the computer. Some of our advanced users have even added a buzzer so they know when the program has loaded.' </p>