http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50086 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:44:48 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50086#post-144707 Sat, 20 Oct 2012 03:41:24 +0000 JakeMustian 144707@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This is funny. I agree with the others, work on it some more, there are more laughs to be had with this one. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50086#post-144700 Sat, 20 Oct 2012 01:25:11 +0000 The All New Jeni B 144700@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep, I agree with vcg, take a step back, have a cuppa, smoke a joint, then come back at it.</p> <p>Some brilliant ideas there to be worked on. What about the spokesman giving away the address of the warehouses and hinting that punters could help themselves, thus allowing the Govt the opportunity to claim on their insurance?</p> <p>Or tie it in to the alleged end of the world which is supposed to come up in December? Kind of a party to end all parties?</p> <p>I'm probably talking utter bollocks, and since I'm hardly the most successful writer here, feel free to absolutely ignore me.</p> <p>Everyone else does... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50086#post-144670 Fri, 19 Oct 2012 20:50:01 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 144670@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Definite potential here. Don't give up on this one, maybe come back to it and try to re-work it slightly. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50086#post-144457 Fri, 19 Oct 2012 06:51:06 +0000 moanygit 144457@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hmmm... started promisingly, but the idea seemed to fade from my brain as I wrote. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50086#post-144456 Fri, 19 Oct 2012 06:49:32 +0000 moanygit 144456@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A tired-looking government spokesperson today described the frustration felt in Westminster at the news of record drugs hauls in 2012.<br /> "I mean.. it's great and all.. but we just have big warehouses full... full of millions of pounds weed, coke, acid and crack which... which to be honest, we.... we just can't bring ourselves to destroy"<br /> He said, as his bloodshot eyes darted around the room nervously.<br /> "...was that a spider?" he added, scratching at his neck.</p> <p>It's thought that the hauls of contraband from recent years could total in the region of £2bn.<br /> Successive government office parties and visits to oligarch's yachts have reduced the stockpile to about half that.</p> <p>He continued "We estimate that if we could liquidate the contents of that storage room we could... oh....wow....cool!.. can you see that?" as he waved his fingers back and forth about an inch from his face.</p> <p>it is believed government scientists are exploring ways of introducing the drug into the air conditioning system in the house of lords in one spectacular act of collective euthanasia. </p>