http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50052 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 08:26:12 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50052#post-144350 Thu, 18 Oct 2012 13:39:33 +0000 sigmund 144350@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like to watch you sleeping.<br /> You really shouldn’t leave your keys under the flowerpot.<br /> Free cannabis at number 47. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50052#post-144338 Thu, 18 Oct 2012 12:33:32 +0000 bonjonelson 144338@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I would suggest "Free Paedo Jpegs" as a good network name, no-one would dare connect to it.</p> <p>There's a whole black art of network naming.</p> <p>One university network admin that I knew asked his superiors what naming strategy he should use for naming the seven new servers they'd just bought. he was told to use the seven dwarves.</p> <p>All good for those seven, but future server acquisitions were just named "dwarf8" and so on. I think he said he got up to server "dwarf26" before management finally decided he was taking the piss and told him to stop. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50052#post-144333 Thu, 18 Oct 2012 11:55:51 +0000 beau-jolly 144333@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Spooky. I was just reading the article a second ago. If "theft" is an issue I think I'd call my network "I know what you are looking at". </p> <p>Towards the end there appeared to be the suggestion that you can change someone else's Lynex(?) network name. Now <em>that </em>would be more fun. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50052#post-144327 Thu, 18 Oct 2012 11:36:18 +0000 Sinnick 144327@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>BBC article on "passive-aggressive" wi-fi names:<br /> <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19760006" rel="nofollow">http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19760006</a></p> <p>So, does anyone have anything wittier than the BBC can find ?</p> <p>- "this network is monitored by the police"<br /> - "No.23 is shagging No.25's daughter"<br /> - "while you're reading this I'm fucking your wife"</p> <p>Not the funniest ever, but they get the ball rolling. Maybe. </p>