http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50050 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 19:55:38 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50050#post-144554 Fri, 19 Oct 2012 11:35:40 +0000 Stan Laurel 144554@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>That reminds me - <a href="http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2010/01/16/sheep-%E2%80%98partly-responsible%E2%80%99-for-leading-man-into-act-of-bestiality-2/">Talking of sheep.</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50050#post-144419 Thu, 18 Oct 2012 19:49:43 +0000 The All New Jeni B 144419@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well, quite, Id.</p> <p>"Is that a unicorn in your paddock or is the stallion just pleased to see me?" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50050#post-144418 Thu, 18 Oct 2012 19:46:49 +0000 Ironduke 144418@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Me too. Not whilst there are so many coy, effette ponies trotting around ayway. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50050#post-144399 Thu, 18 Oct 2012 18:18:56 +0000 The All New Jeni B 144399@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50050#post-144396 Thu, 18 Oct 2012 18:00:49 +0000 Tripod 144396@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Is there anyone here who can honestly say, hand on heart, that he wouldn't shag a good-looking sheep if there was no change of getting caught? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50050#post-144370 Thu, 18 Oct 2012 15:06:57 +0000 Ironduke 144370@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Here's a disturbing thought- along the lines of power corrupts...</p> <p>Either there is an over-representation of perverts in those who become rich and succesful, with shared traits meaning perverts are more likely to rise to power</p> <p>OR</p> <p>we're all perverts inside, but it gets easier to express our perversions when we have wealth and power</p> <p>OR</p> <p>we're all perverts inside, and we're all at various shenannigins, but we're more likely to get found out if we are rich and famous</p> <p>Anyway, you all have a ponder on that one while I pop off to have a wank in the kennels. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50050#post-144355 Thu, 18 Oct 2012 13:47:27 +0000 Gerontius 144355@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jagger's not dead?<br /> So who's that fronting the Stones these days?<br /> This will all blow over and die a death when the media realise that all this muck-raking will involve 90% of the population.<br /> A reverse Dead Pool could be termed The Resurrection Shuffle<br /> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFCoaNjZqUM&amp;feature=related" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFCoaNjZqUM&amp;feature=related</a><br /> Quality side-burns...and singing LIVE on TOTP...strewth<br /> Back in the day when pop stars did a bit of brick laying on the side </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50050#post-144354 Thu, 18 Oct 2012 13:47:12 +0000 Dick Everyman 144354@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Victorian celebrities Burke and/or Hare? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50050#post-144352 Thu, 18 Oct 2012 13:43:30 +0000 sigmund 144352@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Mick Jagger. I know he’s not dead yet, but from tour stories I’ve heard, the police would have plenty of work there. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50050#post-144341 Thu, 18 Oct 2012 12:48:58 +0000 Idiot 144341@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Freddie Mercury seems an obvious choice, particularly in light of what I heard from one of his former roadies the other day. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50050#post-144334 Thu, 18 Oct 2012 12:00:00 +0000 beau-jolly 144334@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Roy Castle! No! I always thought he was a lovely chap. Ardent anti-smoker though. More likely conspiracy is that the tobacco barons had him snuffed.</p> <p>I am amazed that there weren't more stories about the late, ex PM, Ted Heath and rent boys once he was safely buried. Different era I guess. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50050#post-144314 Thu, 18 Oct 2012 11:02:21 +0000 Runestone Cowboy 144314@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There's a whole other world of dead former celebrities to choose from, who only appear to be resting in peace. But can you use internet rumours or compelling police evidence, to decide which one will be the next to be exhumed?</p> <p>Jimmy Savile is a given, so you can't pick him. I'm going for Roy Castle, because he had very small eyes. </p>