http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50049 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:33:32 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50049#post-144348 Thu, 18 Oct 2012 13:38:00 +0000 Gerontius 144348@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Runestone<br /> This sub has lots of potential<br /> The idea that we (the fans) can look like a cow-pat but we expect our heroes to stay 'forever young'..well, it has legs.<br /> Especially the pretty boys and pin-ups.<br /> You wouldn't want David Van Day cleaning your chimney these days. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50049#post-144312 Thu, 18 Oct 2012 10:52:26 +0000 Runestone Cowboy 144312@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Recent photographs of a pop star have alarmed former fans, which hint at an artiste struggling to resist the inevitability of ageing.</p> <p>Online commentator ‘Pop Bitch’ has drawn attention to crow’s feet around the eyes of the musician, tell-tale signs of a lifestyle unaddicted to injecting every imperfection with botox.</p> <p>“It’s disgusting”, said ex-fan Margaret Hamill of Nuneaton, who first saw the star perform under the heavy influence of make-up during his heyday in the 70s. “These people are supposed to be a role model for young-at-heart groupies. The least he can do is get back on the bottle, he'd look so much younger with a splash of ‘Just for Men’.”</p> <p>Hamill has herself fought a long battle with reality, only posting pictures of herself on Facebook that are over 20 years old. “If this star carries on acting his age, I might have to unfollow him on Twitter”, complained Hamill. “Or get my daughter to do it: my eyes aren’t as good as they used to be.” </p>