http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50041 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:12:02 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50041#post-144363 Thu, 18 Oct 2012 14:06:35 +0000 Gerontius 144363@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Neglectar points.<br /> Cause one death...cause another one half price. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50041#post-144358 Thu, 18 Oct 2012 13:52:35 +0000 Boutros 144358@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes that would put an interesting slant on the idea of green energy. Perhaps it could be called grey energy. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50041#post-144356 Thu, 18 Oct 2012 13:48:01 +0000 sigmund 144356@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I’ve given it 5.<br /> I wonder if a ‘Dignitas’ angle could be squeezed in, or, if one of the oldies pops their clogs, the other could get a discount from the energy suppliers if the corpse is burnt in one of their special furnaces and the energy fed back into the grid. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50041#post-144315 Thu, 18 Oct 2012 11:03:49 +0000 Boutros 144315@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>PLease, I am struggling writer, trying to make a way in difficult world of satirical comedic writing, please help by advising, kind sir or kind madam, on the awarding of the 3 star feedback, you see I wish to improve my writing to become master so please guidance on how to what makes me best writer with 5 stars not 3 or 2 and what I can do for to make in the future I can get up to 5 stars which is my passion and goal. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=50041#post-144288 Thu, 18 Oct 2012 09:07:57 +0000 Boutros 144288@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Eldery couples could be a lot better off by switching to NPower's new Dual Death Discount tariff, the energy supplier announced today. Should both die within the 12 month contract, a 10% saving will be applied to the couple's final bill. What's more if it can be shown that at least one death was caused by hypothermia, their heirs will benefit from a 1000 Nectar points 'In Sympathy' bonanza.</p> <p>"This new tariff will take the worry out of leaving an enormous energy bill for loved ones to pick up when both parents pop their clogs withing the term of the contract. So in a very real sense, pensioners will be better off dead," commented an NPower spokesdummy, not particularly tactfully.</p> <p>Other energy suppliers are expected to announce identical tariffs just as soon as they can think up a catchy name. </p>