http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49993 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 13:56:06 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49993#post-144414 Thu, 18 Oct 2012 19:02:03 +0000 nickb 144414@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>nurse! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49993#post-144393 Thu, 18 Oct 2012 17:07:32 +0000 Mr Molester 144393@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>hum!..............your not well,both of us </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49993#post-144335 Thu, 18 Oct 2012 12:09:14 +0000 beau-jolly 144335@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>They do shrink but we just think they have moved further away. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49993#post-144320 Thu, 18 Oct 2012 11:19:57 +0000 Dick Everyman 144320@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>why dont sheep shrink when it rains eh?....[quote]</p> <p>'Cos only sheep dogs are called Shep? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49993#post-144307 Thu, 18 Oct 2012 10:08:33 +0000 Mr Molester 144307@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>an L missing ay?yeah well why dont sheep shrink when it rains eh?....answer me that one. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49993#post-144269 Thu, 18 Oct 2012 06:59:15 +0000 arthurminnit 144269@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>given his more disgusting habits of late, we feel that he has lost the right to the final "l" in his surname.<br /> a full, frank apology, plus his bank details, will regain this right for him.<br /> we may, in time, subtract the apostrophe too, if the apology is not forthcoming. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49993#post-144209 Wed, 17 Oct 2012 20:09:37 +0000 Mary Evans 144209@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Am I the only one who's going to make a stand for our Ed, purely because I refuse to see these disgusting inaccuracies pollute the public domain?</p> <p>O'Farrell has two 'l's. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49993#post-144203 Wed, 17 Oct 2012 19:38:42 +0000 arthurminnit 144203@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>they should have smashed his back doors in, while they were there! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49993#post-144175 Wed, 17 Oct 2012 15:47:13 +0000 Mr Molester 144175@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>arrested in a dawn raid after extensive undercover opperation by Scotland yards vice and newly formed phone pervert squad.O Farrel suspected for over 20 years of being Londons worst heavey breathing phone pervert,aka Mr Molester a title he was proud of,was caught late last night after he phoned 999 and started his imfamous perverted breathing to a young female 999 controller.Police intercepted his call and traced it to his home in Clapham,thanks to the bravery of the young lady who kept him on the line long enough,suffering his disgusting heavey breathing for over 28 minutes,police were able to smash down O Farrels front door and catch him red faced and red handed.On entering the perverts lair they found O Farrel lying on his bedroom floor phone clenched to his ear still in the disgusting act of heavey breathing down the phone.Detective Cheif Inspecter Sterile who lead the sting had this to say,"When we entered the premises O Farrel new the game was up,but like the old pro he is he just layed on the floor in his soiled under pants and tried to bluff his way out of it,saying hed fallen out of bed and had a peanut allergy and couldnt breath and thats why he was phoning 999,a likely story,the scum" </p>