http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49926 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 01:06:22 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49926#post-144229 Wed, 17 Oct 2012 21:06:55 +0000 Perks 144229@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I have spent the majority of today thinking of this!!!!! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49926#post-144226 Wed, 17 Oct 2012 21:03:11 +0000 custard cream 144226@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Clever, funny, topical! Max.stars! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49926#post-144219 Wed, 17 Oct 2012 20:43:52 +0000 writinginbsl 144219@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>very clever</p> <p>many stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49926#post-144207 Wed, 17 Oct 2012 19:58:18 +0000 The All New Jeni B 144207@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><strong>Decash Skinny</strong> - Caffeine free variety for when you can't sleep at night for laughing all the way to the bank. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49926#post-144205 Wed, 17 Oct 2012 19:49:11 +0000 The Secret Cabal 144205@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>CASHMACCINO? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49926#post-144201 Wed, 17 Oct 2012 19:33:38 +0000 dvo4fun 144201@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Grande Prix: Customers </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49926#post-144101 Wed, 17 Oct 2012 08:58:32 +0000 charlies_hat 144101@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Left Alert material for sure - I went to bed last night desperately trying to think of good one to do with the "death and taxes" quote, I've got nothing to add but got to sleep quickly. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49926#post-144096 Wed, 17 Oct 2012 08:38:25 +0000 DustyBinLaden 144096@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><strong>Medium British Tax Payer Spit Roast:</strong> Dodgy double-entry blend of unfair-trade coffee sprinkled with dead-eyed cynicism</p> <p><strong>Low Rent English Breakfast Tea:</strong> Traditional English cafe-style milky tea. An homage to the cafes we helped close, and other things we don't understand about British culture, like paying tax</p> <p><strong>CuntJuice:</strong> Bile-inducing, decidedly fishy cold beverage extracted from our sea of bottom-feeding marketing copy </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49926#post-144051 Tue, 16 Oct 2012 21:48:48 +0000 dvo4fun 144051@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>ah I was going with Chapachinos - uniform worn by male staff </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49926#post-144049 Tue, 16 Oct 2012 21:46:46 +0000 Perks 144049@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Apairoccinos - Our drink that answers the question 'how many trousers can you buy with our tax contributions?' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49926#post-144048 Tue, 16 Oct 2012 21:34:51 +0000 waylandsmithy 144048@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brilliant, DVO. Love the eat in / eat out pricing too! This is a bit like shooting fish in a barrel, there must be other suggestions. I don't do coffee shops, I don't trust places that don't serve a bacon sarnie. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49926#post-144047 Tue, 16 Oct 2012 21:32:53 +0000 pinxit 144047@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2012/10/14/starbucks-might-need-to-re-think-the-design-on-their-van-doors/">Encapsulated...</a> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49926#post-144046 Tue, 16 Oct 2012 21:30:38 +0000 dvo4fun 144046@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>All our Barristers are tax specialists </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49926#post-144043 Tue, 16 Oct 2012 21:26:36 +0000 Perks 144043@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great idea. Like filtered best</p> <p>'Chocolate Muffin. Eat in £1.50. Take out £1.50'<br /> 'Excuse me, why does this Muffin have two prices?'<br /> 'Good question sir, The 'Eat In' price includes VAT' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49926#post-144041 Tue, 16 Oct 2012 21:15:56 +0000 waylandsmithy 144041@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><strong>Soppachino</strong>: A bitter drink full of froth, served in another country for tax reasons</p> <p><strong>Double mocker</strong>: One with a receipt and one without, strictly cash only</p> <p><strong>Skinny Blasé</strong>: a favourite with our accountants. Served under the counter</p> <p><strong>South Americano</strong>: taking the finest ingredients from our haven in Venezuela, discount for paying in Bolivars and Centimos</p> <p><strong>Heavily filtered</strong>: Trickled through an off-shore paper system, a few mislaid drops aren’t going to trouble the treasury.</p> <p><strong>Chi Tea tips</strong>: No milk, no sugar, no national insurance. A refreshingly dishonest cuppa</p> <p>If any of our drinks leave a bad taste in your mouth, why not try a slice of our Massive Fudge*?<br /> * May show on your receipt as a charitable donation.</p> <p>Starbucks. Who needs a slogan, when your logo is a grabbing bitch? </p>