http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49778 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 07:31:25 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49778#post-143838 Mon, 15 Oct 2012 18:32:02 +0000 Boutros 143838@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>good work man. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49778#post-143726 Mon, 15 Oct 2012 09:07:38 +0000 moanygit 143726@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>updated, couple more 'gag-ettes' in there. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49778#post-143722 Mon, 15 Oct 2012 08:49:56 +0000 Sinnick 143722@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Good ticker material, would prefer another couple of gags to make it a possible NiB.</p> <p>PS, look at the home page - the big article with a picture is the "Front Page" story, and the 2 slightly smaller articles are "News in Brief". The ticker-tape 1-liners are the "Tickers", and the oddity on the left is <strike>Cameron</strike> the "Left Alert", which can contain anything that doesn't quite fit. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49778#post-143702 Mon, 15 Oct 2012 08:01:41 +0000 dvo4fun 143702@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hi moany - click on the "Guidelines for writers" link in the admin text above and it'll give you the general idea. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49778#post-143691 Mon, 15 Oct 2012 07:00:18 +0000 moanygit 143691@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>thanks.<br /> I'm new here, what's a "nib"? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49778#post-143690 Mon, 15 Oct 2012 06:54:38 +0000 charlies_hat 143690@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like it. Ticker or maybe another gag for nib length? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49778#post-143688 Mon, 15 Oct 2012 06:36:52 +0000 moanygit 143688@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"Its great" said an exhausted Felix Baumgartener,<br /> "I saved £5 on my fees, and another £1 because I didn't use the toilet"</p> <p>Baumgartener was speaking as he boarded his shuttle bus into the city centre from Ryanair's advertised "London Roswell" airport.</p> <p>"The constant announcements about scratch cards and smokeless cigarettes got so annoying that at about 60,000ft I considered not opening my parachute" he continued.</p> <p>But it wasn't all good For Mr. Baumgartener, as it was only after jumping that he realised he'd left his iPad on board. </p>