http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49718 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 14:09:25 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49718#post-143769 Mon, 15 Oct 2012 12:17:24 +0000 grottymonty 143769@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I thought it was funny too. I imagine Secret Cabal is like a reincarnation of Mr Logic from Viz. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49718#post-143524 Sat, 13 Oct 2012 10:23:42 +0000 Yikes 143524@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well I found this very funny!</p> <p>I think youbuyitnow and secret cabal are flatmates ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49718#post-143501 Sat, 13 Oct 2012 07:12:28 +0000 The Secret Cabal 143501@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>HERE IS AN EXCELLENT WIKI JOKE CREATED FOR YOUR INFINITE MIRTH BY THE SECRET CABAL. WE KNOW YOU WILL ENJOY IT.</p> <p>THE JOKE TAKES ON THE FORMAT OF A NON-RHETORICAL QUESTION TO WHICH YOU AREN'T EXPECTED TO RESPOND,FOLLOWED BY A PRE-DETERMINED RESPONSE. THIS 'PREMISE/PUNCHLINE' FORMAT USES SOME ABBREVIATION: 'Q' REPRESENTS THE WORD 'QUESTION', 'A' REPRESENTS 'ANSWER'. THE CABAL HOPES THIS IS ENOUGH BASIC INFORMATION TO BE GOING ON WITH VIZ-A-ZIV FINDING THE JOKE HILARIOUS.</p> <p>RIGHT. HERE GOES. PREPARE TO BE AMBULANCED BY HUMOUR.</p> <p>Q: (QUESTION): HOW MANY NONCES DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?<br /> A: (ANSWER: THE PUNCHLINE IF YOU WILL): IT CAN BE DIFFICULT TO GENERALISE. IT IS DEPENDENT ON THEIR COMBINED ELECTRICAL EXPERIENCE.</p> <p>THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. IF YOU ARE NOT LAUGHING, YOU HAVE A DEFECT. PLEASE PICK UP A SELF-HELP LEAFLET FROM OUR SECRET CLINIC IN THE CABAL UNDERGROUND. </p>