http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49574 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:44:36 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49574#post-143167 Thu, 11 Oct 2012 17:40:13 +0000 Perks 143167@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well spotted. Youngest had just woken up so had to be quick posting.</p> <p> I think she may have to be put up for adoption. That way, less distraction </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49574#post-143165 Thu, 11 Oct 2012 17:37:58 +0000 Idiot 143165@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Reminds me a bit of the Alan Partridge 'bikes on cars' bit from The Day Today. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49574#post-143163 Thu, 11 Oct 2012 17:34:21 +0000 waylandsmithy 143163@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice! Great punchline!</p> <p>'Camarman', though? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49574#post-143133 Thu, 11 Oct 2012 15:43:51 +0000 Perks 143133@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Following the accusations of cheating against Lance Armstrong in the Tour de France, a Cameraman for the event has now been stripped of his fringe 'media race' medals for using a Motorbike. The event which takes place along side every cycling road race, sees members of the media racing to get to the finish line before their rivals.</p> <p> 'Most of us have to sit in the rain at a lay-by to get our shots of the race, before running to the finish line in a bid to claim the much sort after 'Hi-Vis jersey' one reporter told himself. 'But it turns out the 7 times winner, Spain's Carlos Mantreng, has been using a BMW motorbike to get to the end. He even had the cheek to employ a driver'</p> <p>Often seen in front of the the cyclists, Mr Mantreng of Team SkySports has been now stripped of his 7 Tour de France titles, but some believe that should have been done many years ago. 'There have been rumours around for years that he was using banned substances' a fellow team mate told us. 'But I was surprised to find out that substance was petrol.' </p>