http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49573 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 18:10:49 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49573#post-143317 Fri, 12 Oct 2012 10:34:25 +0000 Dick Everyman 143317@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>yes, but at 123 years of age she still keeps going! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49573#post-143287 Fri, 12 Oct 2012 08:45:30 +0000 AReader 143287@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I was sure Jane Fonda was off her rocker years ago. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49573#post-143281 Fri, 12 Oct 2012 08:35:49 +0000 Dick Everyman 143281@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I stole mine from off a quaint little stoop in Walton's Mountain, Virginia. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49573#post-143263 Fri, 12 Oct 2012 06:51:11 +0000 Gerontius 143263@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lovely concept Dick<br /> Where can you get the rocking chair? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49573#post-143208 Thu, 11 Oct 2012 21:11:01 +0000 Dick Everyman 143208@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hey Wayland, thanks for the feedback and I love the Golden Pond reference! ;0) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49573#post-143186 Thu, 11 Oct 2012 19:21:22 +0000 Drylaw 143186@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I gather her brother is bringing out a range of Ezy Rider recliners. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49573#post-143169 Thu, 11 Oct 2012 17:46:32 +0000 waylandsmithy 143169@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This is a great concept! It might need a punchier end, maybe? </p> <p>Fonda has tested her exercises across a range of ailments and disabilities, but has advised those with bladder problems to avoid the initial warm-up bending. "You have to take it steady once you reach a certain age", she explained. "If I dislodge my catheter, I'll be back 'on golden pond'. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49573#post-143130 Thu, 11 Oct 2012 15:35:46 +0000 Dick Everyman 143130@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hollywood legend and fitness guru Jane Fonda has launched her latest fitness DVD following the success of “Fit &amp; Strong” and “Walkout” in 2011.</p> <p>“Rock till you Drop,” which was filmed at the Bide-a-Wee retirement home in Shingle Springs, California is aimed at rocking chair users and anyone over the age of 75 with access to a half decent wipe-down recliner. </p> <p>Following her knee, hip and funny bone replacement Miss Fonda is targeting the ‘forgotten generation’ of people who are bored with extreme basket weaving and indoor horseshoe pitching.</p> <p>“Like my older videos I have other people with me, real people with real problems ranging from lack of sphincter control to er..er....memory loss. If you prefer to see young models or buff dudes then I can send you one of my earlier videos complete with a free Viagra offer.”</p> <p>Accompanying Miss Fonda is a live brass band playing tunes to accompany the exercise routines which are based on the Lindy Hop, Shimmy, Soft Shoe Shuffle and the Twist for the more enthusiastic. “…it’s really fun!”</p> <p>In the first exercise the viewers are asked to sit in the chair and begin to rock gently with their hands on the arm rests. As exercises become progressively more difficult routines include the use of a defibrillator and partner routines with members of the emergency services.</p> <p>The DVD is now available at all good thrift shops and online at <a href="http://www.pleasestopiwanttogetoff.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.pleasestopiwanttogetoff.com</a> </p>