http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49413 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 26 May 2013 07:03:20 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49413#post-143462 Fri, 12 Oct 2012 23:58:50 +0000 The All New Jeni B 143462@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice addition.<br /> I'd give it stars again if I could. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49413#post-143461 Fri, 12 Oct 2012 23:51:31 +0000 Quaz 143461@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Keen to show that he has the academic interests of his children at heart, Brian has been checking out another school. "I can report that the MILF factor was lower, but the TILF factor was far higher, especially in the science dept. I bet no lad in the physics class will ever be able to stand up from behind their desk all lesson. All they'd be thinking about would be the Big Bang."</p> <p>(A bonus remix paragragh to go before the final one maybe). </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49413#post-142987 Thu, 11 Oct 2012 06:24:56 +0000 Quaz 142987@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Moanygit - Yes it is the same Debbie. Nice to know someone cared enough to ask.<br /> Boutros - Feel free to set up the website, but I want 20% of any earnings, and none of the liabilities.<br /> B.E.P - Phone number? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49413#post-142966 Wed, 10 Oct 2012 22:15:46 +0000 Vertically Challenged Giant 142966@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49413#post-142948 Wed, 10 Oct 2012 20:01:55 +0000 Sinnick 142948@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Love it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49413#post-142947 Wed, 10 Oct 2012 19:56:51 +0000 Yikes 142947@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>yup, like this! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49413#post-142945 Wed, 10 Oct 2012 19:36:27 +0000 pinxit 142945@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it. Well buff.</p> <p>Stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49413#post-142943 Wed, 10 Oct 2012 19:22:35 +0000 Waggys Dog 142943@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice idea well executed </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49413#post-142913 Wed, 10 Oct 2012 15:11:53 +0000 writinginbsl 142913@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>good with some outstanding features</p> <p>stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49413#post-142867 Wed, 10 Oct 2012 11:53:11 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 142867@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice one Quaz </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49413#post-142863 Wed, 10 Oct 2012 11:44:37 +0000 Midfield Diamond 142863@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Why only single fathers? Oops, did I say that out loud?</p> <p>Good stuff. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49413#post-142859 Wed, 10 Oct 2012 11:36:27 +0000 button 142859@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ace </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49413#post-142848 Wed, 10 Oct 2012 10:53:48 +0000 sigmund 142848@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>When I was at school, we had a ‘milk monitor.’ (This was pre-Thatcher, obviously). So, I’d like to apply for the job of ‘milf-monitor.' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49413#post-142796 Wed, 10 Oct 2012 07:56:09 +0000 moanygit 142796@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>nice.</p> <p>Is "Brian's Ex wife" Debbie the Same "Debbie from accounts"? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49413#post-142793 Wed, 10 Oct 2012 07:52:40 +0000 Boutros 142793@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think this website is worth setting up, if OFSTED won't I may have a go. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49413#post-142791 Wed, 10 Oct 2012 07:44:35 +0000 B.E.P. 142791@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like this one. I'm a MILF but without kids, so I think people call me a SLAG<br /> (Single Lady All Game) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49413#post-142744 Tue, 09 Oct 2012 23:13:07 +0000 Quaz 142744@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks all. Life is stanger than fiction. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49413#post-142727 Tue, 09 Oct 2012 22:22:31 +0000 The All New Jeni B 142727@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brilliantly excellent? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49413#post-142725 Tue, 09 Oct 2012 22:16:21 +0000 waylandsmithy 142725@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent AND brilliant, surely? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49413#post-142721 Tue, 09 Oct 2012 22:14:03 +0000 Perks 142721@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Brilliant. 5 from me </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49413#post-142720 Tue, 09 Oct 2012 22:12:54 +0000 The All New Jeni B 142720@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Like it, meant to get back to you with some suggestions but was distracted by the sight of one of the FILFs at the YM's school... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49413#post-142712 Tue, 09 Oct 2012 22:04:55 +0000 Harvey P. Dowd 142712@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>This made me giggle.</p> <p>Thank you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49413#post-142710 Tue, 09 Oct 2012 22:02:24 +0000 bonjonelson 142710@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Perfect </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49413#post-142643 Tue, 09 Oct 2012 20:55:16 +0000 Boutros 142643@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>yep </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49413#post-142631 Tue, 09 Oct 2012 20:42:55 +0000 Carter 142631@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice one. Have some stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49413#post-142616 Tue, 09 Oct 2012 20:21:59 +0000 Quaz 142616@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Single fathers attempting to choose their children’s upper school have called for an official OFSTED MILF rating for all schools. Brian Smith, a single parent of two, has spoken of the time he wasted on a recent school open evening listening to a lot of waffle from the headmistress and looking at the school facilities “When a quick glance around the auditorium clearly showed a good 25% of MILFs. It’s a no brainer! Unless any of the other schools can beat that, it’s where my child is going, and I’m joining the PTA.”</p> <p>Brian went on to explain “I’ve got two weeks of these school inspections, each taking up some two hours of my valuable evening, time I could have spent more productively at work, or down the pub. This school was quite a posh one, so lots of yummie mummies who have time to keep themselves looking fit while their husband flogs himself to death in a pointless, not quite well paid job in order to suport his family. Let’s face it, their husband probably commutes so won’t be home for hours and is quite likely getting off with Debbie from accounts anyway. Either that or they are divorced, or he’s dead, which saves complications.”</p> <p>Brian is calling for the MILF rating “In order to save myself trawling around the lower end schools where the MILF score is likely to be far lower, and even then they will be poverty stricken single mums, most likely far too young for me. I just want a simple OFSTED site where I can put in my age, and get a percentage of likely candidate MILFs. Job done, child in a new school.”</p> <p>In a similar vein, Brian’s ex-wife Debbie has been calling for OFSTED of implement a FILF factor for “Men who wear trousers that fit, don’t spend so long at work or at the pub, don’t treat their laptop like a lover and their wife like a machine, and know what and where a Clitoris is.”</p> <p>Hat tip to Shitsu </p>