http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49317 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 08:24:09 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49317#post-142481 Tue, 09 Oct 2012 14:24:34 +0000 Gerontius 142481@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I can verify that Dave was there...he was a bit late but he did turn up eventually. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49317#post-142446 Tue, 09 Oct 2012 11:58:15 +0000 waylandsmithy 142446@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Quality, nice 'job'. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49317#post-142411 Tue, 09 Oct 2012 07:25:25 +0000 pinxit 142411@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm sick of bog-standard ambient advertising.</p> <p>Like it. Stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49317#post-142383 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 18:59:34 +0000 The All New Jeni B 142383@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote> head of the campaign to shine a light on this niche </blockquote>...made me choke on my sausage. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49317#post-142375 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 18:02:23 +0000 The Secret Cabal 142375@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>THE CABAL RATES THIS 'EXCELLENT' AND 'BRILLIANT'. ALSO 'WALNUT' AND 'POLAND' DUE TO COMPUTER ERROR. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49317#post-142368 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 17:02:31 +0000 malgor 142368@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>'...in whom to put their faith.' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49317#post-142335 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 13:20:23 +0000 The Bogs 142335@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The Advertising Standards Authority promised to "come down hard" on false claims posted on public toilet cubicle walls and doors, as a recent probe revealed that up to 80% of the toilet ads failed to deliver up to a standard the public were entitled to expect.</p> <p>The ads, traditionally scrawled in biro or marker by traders offering a range of services in the local area, have been undermined by a flood of empty promises, leaving potential customers not knowing whom to put their faith in.</p> <p>"We found that many of the phone numbers either contained mistakes, or were willfully mis-written as pranks..." said Chris Tedaldi, head of the campaign to shine a light on this niche of the advertising market, "and dates and times suggested in ads were seldom honoured".</p> <p>The 6-month study also revealed breaches of code including advertisers unable to grasp the fundamentals of metric units and misleading and inaccurate illustrations. The dossier recommended that glory-holes also needed looking into.</p> <p>The ASA did however agree that, in all likelihood, Dave probably was in fact "ere" on the date specified, and after careful research also agreed that Nicola Michaels will indeed "do it for chips". </p>