http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49302 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 17:59:23 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49302#post-142283 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 08:49:59 +0000 philthefunk 142283@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>George Osbourne will outline at the Tory Party Conference today how he can save £10bn by selling off Team GB.<br /> "It's my intention to destroy all the good feeling the Summer Olympics by selling our most successful Olympiads to interested parties," claims Osbourne.<br /> Greenpeace are said to be interested in utilising Rebecca Adlington's skills, while the Hadron Collider in Cern would like Sir Chris Hoy to help keep it going.<br /> Bruce Forsyth wants to buy Bradley Wiggins for his sideburns and make a new wig, Tom Daley is said to interest Louis Walsh!<br /> G4S have put a massive bid in for the Boxing Team AND all the Gamesmakers.<br /> The government intend to make Ben Ainslie become the Royal Navy.<br /> "We've even been offered a tenner for Brendan Foster," said Osbourne </p>