http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49293 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Fri, 24 May 2013 15:43:02 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49293#post-142290 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 09:05:51 +0000 Squudge 142290@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>indeed, a gentle bit of fine satire to ease one into a rough Monday<br /> 4* from me </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49293#post-142288 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 09:00:43 +0000 philthefunk 142288@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Made me chuckle... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49293#post-142271 Mon, 08 Oct 2012 08:28:08 +0000 ronseal 142271@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Newspaper columnist Penny Thoughts has launched a strong entry in the increasingly competitive Jimmy Savile anecdote market, with a tale of how the newly identified pervy DJ waved a smokable phallic symbol at her and crudely mimicked orgasmic grunts.</p> <p>"As I sat in my living room, Savile looked me directly in the eye and said hows about that then boys and girls," writes Thoughts, in her column in the Independent. Then Savile said made the crude gesture that was to become the subject of thousands of newspaper columnists up and down the country. "He had forged a phallus out of tobacco leaves. Someone later told me these had been rolled on the thighs of Cuban nubiles. As he waved the phallus, he shouted urrr ah urr ah urr ah err -"</p> <p>SHIT, THERE'S SOMEONE AT THE DOOR </p>