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		<title>Forum &#187; Topic: Midget Shop Keeper Caught Selling Goods Under The Counter</title>
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			<title>Dick Everyman on "Midget Shop Keeper Caught Selling Goods Under The Counter"</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2012 22:51:04 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Dick Everyman</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Do pedophiles like bicycles?
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			<title>Tripod on "Midget Shop Keeper Caught Selling Goods Under The Counter"</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2012 17:09:25 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;I bought a widget off a midget and I like it fine...
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			<title>The Secret Cabal on "Midget Shop Keeper Caught Selling Goods Under The Counter"</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2012 16:17:56 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>The Secret Cabal</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;THE SECRET CABAL FINDS THIS UNAMUSING FOR COMEDY REASONS.
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			<title>Cinders on "Midget Shop Keeper Caught Selling Goods Under The Counter"</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2012 15:21:27 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Small shop keepers banned from selling shorts to underage midgets.
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			<title>Cinders on "Midget Shop Keeper Caught Selling Goods Under The Counter"</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2012 15:12:13 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Small shop keepers short changing midgets
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			<title>button on "Midget Shop Keeper Caught Selling Goods Under The Counter"</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2012 14:58:48 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>waylandsmithy on "Midget Shop Keeper Caught Selling Goods Under The Counter"</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2012 14:50:04 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Doesn't work with midget. Only works with 'small', because 'small shop keeper' is a recognised phrase, whereas 'midget shop keeper' isn't.
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