http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49160 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 06:16:45 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49160#post-141833 Fri, 05 Oct 2012 14:33:12 +0000 Mandy Lifeboat 141833@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>God will re-run the bidding process for the ‘Life in our Solar System’ franchise after a successful legal challenge by Martian Aliens found serious flaws in the Earth’s original business case.</p> <p>An initial inquiry has found God accepted hopelessly optimistic estimates regarding the quantity and quality of Life that can be sustained on Earth in the future.</p> <p>A spokes-jellylikething for Mars said: “we always believed our plans for a less ambitious range of life forms were more sustainable than Earth’s. Since losing the Life franchise our investors have taken flight and left us with little more than a dust bowl. Clearly we’ll be seeking legal redress from God to recompense us for our failed planet.</p> <p>God has suspended Senior civil servant Jesus pending a fuller investigation. </p>