http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49119 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 09:50:44 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=49119#post-141716 Thu, 04 Oct 2012 20:59:18 +0000 Stanleys Dad 141716@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Comedian, entertainer and 70’s television personality Freddie Starr is today facing serious allegations that he has once again eaten a fury mammal…this time a cat owned by a 12 year old girl from Runcorn.</p> <p>According to reports, Starr had been staying at the home of friend David Clifford and his 12-year-old daughter Maxine in Runcorn, Cheshire when the incident took place. </p> <p>Starr is claimed to have returned home from a performance at a Manchester nightclub in the early hours of the morning and demanded that Mr. Clifford make him a sandwich. When he refused, he went into the kitchen and put his daughter’s pet cat, Jimmy, between two slices of bread and proceeded to eat it.</p> <p>After devouring the poor pussy, Starr, it is alleged, then began licking Maxine’s pet beaver, an odd pet granted, but fully domesticated and quite popular in Runcorn.</p> <p>Starr though is furiously denying the allegations of eating a 12 year old child’s pussy and licking her beaver. </p> <p>He says that the only time that he ever stayed at Mr. Clifford’s house was two weeks ago and that the incident is a complete fabrication. </p> <p>Starr said "I have never eaten or even nibbled a live hamster, gerbil, guinea pig, mouse, shrew, cat, beaver, vole or any other small mammal". </p> <p>Asked repeatedly by gathered press if he had ever eaten anything else, other than a small mammal, that may or may not be construed as ‘worrying’ Starr replied “I did once suck on a young boys cock. I had permission though, I didn't swallow anything, merely put the prize rooster in my mouth to dampen down his feathers prior to entering the cock into.....hold on......fuck off......I know where this is going......” </p> <p>Did the young boys cock? </p>