http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48925 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 06:29:16 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48925#post-141219 Tue, 02 Oct 2012 09:52:04 +0000 vertical 141219@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Dwayne Meany was an unpopular introverted loser. There's no facebook tribute or glowing tweets to mark his passing. Only a pile of empty lager cans marks the spot where he tragically slipped on a kebab wrapper, hitting his head on the curb before being fatally run over by a Londis delivery van.</p> <p>It's impossible to find anyone with a kind word to say about him. 'We won't miss him, he was pretty forgettable' says his mother Gillian. 'He couldn't play football and he'd bring everyone down when he walked in the room. He never smiled and had no mates, even his sister couldn't stand him. He nicked all her stuff and ebayed it. She's still devastated'.</p> <p>Dwayne's teacher Mrs Morgan is reluctant to comment but once described him as 'about as appealing as a virus'. She felt he'd never amount to much. 'He basically had his whole life behind him'</p> <p><img src="http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=4540030288462947&amp;id=0dbcd9a8a192c743d22af6a493c0e421"> </p>