http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48912 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:45:01 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48912#post-141510 Wed, 03 Oct 2012 23:12:41 +0000 Perks 141510@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yep, super fp </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48912#post-141509 Wed, 03 Oct 2012 23:05:23 +0000 Yikes 141509@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great FP! Well done Carter. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48912#post-141329 Tue, 02 Oct 2012 19:20:17 +0000 Quaz 141329@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Punchline is a winner. Stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48912#post-141300 Tue, 02 Oct 2012 16:05:01 +0000 dvo4fun 141300@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lovely work - full house. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48912#post-141286 Tue, 02 Oct 2012 14:46:56 +0000 wallster 141286@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Lovely. Well writ. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48912#post-141246 Tue, 02 Oct 2012 11:38:48 +0000 button 141246@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Excellent work </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48912#post-141209 Tue, 02 Oct 2012 08:49:17 +0000 Sir Lupus 141209@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>channelling the voice of Max Clifford - I can almost hear him saying this - scary stuff. stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48912#post-141207 Tue, 02 Oct 2012 08:46:18 +0000 waylandsmithy 141207@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Very splendid indeed, love the punchline! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48912#post-141202 Tue, 02 Oct 2012 08:24:04 +0000 Perks 141202@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>great. Stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48912#post-141196 Tue, 02 Oct 2012 08:08:22 +0000 The All New Jeni B 141196@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>dedicate it to a very special little tot she knows, a sick tot or perhaps even a dead tot who died of sickness </blockquote><br /> Guffaw.</p> <p>Stars (in their eyes) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48912#post-141183 Tue, 02 Oct 2012 03:31:57 +0000 FlashArry 141183@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>It's only a matter of time, he muttered darkly. Excellent stuff, five stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48912#post-141182 Tue, 02 Oct 2012 03:24:38 +0000 Carter 141182@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Simon Cowell today announced that his latest ITV talent show will for the first time feature inanimate as well as animate objects as he invites the public to vote for the official best thing since sliced bread.</p> <p>‘At the moment anything can be declared to be the best thing since sliced bread by anyone. It’s time to make it a statement with a definitive answer and of course full ownership rights for Syco Productions.’</p> <p>Critics are already questioning if the inclusion of things as well as people will not be a fatal flaw but Cowell’s close friend and long term PR manager, Max Clifford, was quick to defend the concept.</p> <p>‘People are saying that the show will be uneven and the jump from say a lovely, bubbly lady, down-to-earth, probably works in a supermarket and smells of chip fat, who’s got the courage to go on national television and sing ‘Beautiful’ and dedicate it to a very special little tot she knows, a sick tot or perhaps even a dead tot who died of sickness to, for example, some jam, will stop the great British public getting behind the show but that’s where the judges come in. As well as Simon we’ve got Cole, we’ve got Kielty and yes we’ve got Lee Collins with those four working their magic the show is going to be one helluva success and impossible to look away from.’</p> <p>After Cowell’s announcement bookies across the country were flooded with punters betting on who or what will be voted the best thing since sliced bread, with porn, The People’s Friend, hamsters, and Mohammed emerging as early favourites. </p>