http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4891 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 05:42:39 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4891#post-13629 Sat, 22 May 2010 13:35:17 +0000 Basil_B 13629@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Why thankyou Mr Scroat. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4891#post-13627 Sat, 22 May 2010 13:27:09 +0000 Scroat 13627@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Boom Boom Mr Derek! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=4891#post-13597 Fri, 21 May 2010 20:37:36 +0000 Basil_B 13597@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>BBC political and election analyst Nick Robinson has today reluctantly left Downing St a whole two weeks after the election had finished.<br /> A crestfallen Robinson was almost visibly sobbing as he left the spot he'd frequented for the past fortnight outside No.10 'this election wasn't just about who was going to run the country, it was all about how I could show off my indepth electoral knowledge and how I could tell the nation about it for five minutes every night talking to Huw Edwards right here' commented the bald headed spectacle wearing reporter. ' It's not been easy for me since the election ended and to cap it all I thought we were heading for a hung parliament and a possible re-election but not now because old Nick Clegg and Cameron cosy up for a coalition and i'm put out to pasture again for another five years'.<br /> As Robinson dragged his reluctant heels away the last word on the subject was left to P.C Graham Nixon the permanent guard outside No.10 ' thank fuck he's finally gone. He was getting right on my tits staring mournfully at this door all the time and he was beginning to hum like a fuckin polecat'.<br /> Nick Clegg and David Cameron were available for comment but ironically for Robinson they both came out to make it just as he walked off. </p>