http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48757 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 23:52:22 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48757#post-140686 Fri, 28 Sep 2012 06:32:47 +0000 sigmund 140686@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Gene wasn’t lazy; he was a hard working, (albeit a bit old fashioned), cop who got the job done. Have some stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48757#post-140645 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 21:11:10 +0000 charlies_hat 140645@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Stars for that Martin..</p> <p>Have five..<br /> shows some potential martin</p> <p>a distinct whiff of humour about this...in all fairness 4stars a-whinging their way to you. </p> <p>reduced to NiB length would work better for me. Have some stars to go on with </p> <p>Hardly being battered ? I'm not being antagonistic here, but if you posted subs like this, and then finessed them without all the other stuff, then the whole experience would be a pleasant one for everyone. That said, I can't write more than a single line so maybe I'm not the best to pass any judgement. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48757#post-140644 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 21:00:45 +0000 dvo4fun 140644@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Don't think it's got enough 'legs' for FP length sub but slapped around a bit and reduced to NiB length would work better for me. Have some stars to go on with </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48757#post-140643 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 20:56:47 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 140643@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ooh look!</p> <p>Battered to bollocks again!</p> <p>I'm lovin' it! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48757#post-140639 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 20:26:21 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 140639@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Why, thank you.</p> <p>"Editting"? Not so sure about that.</p> <p>Does it involve needles and knitting patterns?</p> <p>I really had better go, before my own personal troll shows up again. Thanks.</p> <p>And it will. It always does.</p> <p>Such is life. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48757#post-140638 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 20:19:46 +0000 Ironduke 140638@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hmm. There is actually a distinct whiff of humour about this. Opening sentence (first line) could do with editting, but in all fairness 4stars a-whinging their way to you. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48757#post-140619 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 19:20:29 +0000 writinginbsl 140619@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>shows some potential martin</p> <p>could perhaps do with some editorial/scientific 'distance'-however you would be most unwise to take any notice of what i say... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48757#post-140617 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 19:12:08 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 140617@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks Stan.</p> <p>Wouldn't have done it were it not for the muppet crew crowing about how they fucked me off.</p> <p>Maybe they kinda like me really....they shouldn't.</p> <p>I'm a member of the Bruno Mars fan club.</p> <p>Honest. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48757#post-140612 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 18:44:23 +0000 Anonymous 140612@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Stars for that Martin..</p> <p>Have five.. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48757#post-140609 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 18:27:44 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 140609@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A Lithuanian geneticist today released a paper revealing that she believes she may have finally nailed down the so-called 'Lazy Gene,' and that there is a distinct possibility that within a single generation, or maybe more generations, depending on the sense of urgency, a vaccine may be made available which would effectively counteract the condition.</p> <p>The WHO have stated that 'Laziness' poses a greater threat to the future of mankind than plagues of locusts, killer bees, mobility scooters, saturated fats, Adele, the BBC, and Simon Cowell combined. And rolled into one. Together.</p> <p>Laziness is characterised by a number of symptoms, including: excessive devotion to a laptop, heavy drinking, the inability to be able to hoist one's saggy arse away from the nearest sofa, the lack of desire to put shelves up, keeping unsocial hours and the inability to find gainful employment. Even flipping pizzas.</p> <p>In severe cases, it has been recorded that 'Serial Lazyarses' can become so embroiled in their own idleness that they resort to challenging able bodied, non-lazy people to duels at dawn, or fights in pub car parks in internet forums, and flatly refuse to put the bins out, or clean up after themselves, following excessive events of salivating - otherwise known as 'foaming at the mouth.'</p> <p>Whilst ordering a meat feast pizza online from Duminoes, and three six packs of Special Brew from Trashco's online delivery service. </p> <p>"I could put a stop to laziness at a stroke," said Professor Vitalia Konchesky, of the University of Vilnius. "But to be honest, I'm not sure I can be arsed." </p>