http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48737 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 01:35:22 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48737#post-140793 Fri, 28 Sep 2012 20:13:38 +0000 Ironduke 140793@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Who'm I kidding...ship out that curvy Chaise Longue, the wanton hussy </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48737#post-140684 Fri, 28 Sep 2012 06:27:14 +0000 sigmund 140684@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>DFS? ‘Don’t fuck sofas.' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48737#post-140682 Fri, 28 Sep 2012 00:49:39 +0000 FlashArry 140682@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>DFS to seek restraining order ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48737#post-140678 Fri, 28 Sep 2012 00:19:37 +0000 Ironduke 140678@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Speaking as someone who would select a vanity cushion for a copulation aid, I call it bragging. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48737#post-140661 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 22:59:05 +0000 rikkor 140661@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>At least I didn't spell it "sopha". What do you call it? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48737#post-140640 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 20:26:57 +0000 Ironduke 140640@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A Sofa? </p> <p>Show off. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48737#post-140569 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 14:34:15 +0000 rikkor 140569@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The sad thing is that he got the sofa at IKEA. So, he had to spend hours assembling it before he could take his marital rights with it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48737#post-140565 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 14:09:38 +0000 sigmund 140565@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I wonder if he was a cross dresser, or maybe a TV? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48737#post-140564 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 14:07:24 +0000 dvo4fun 140564@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I feel a tad unclean after reading that. I mean to say, 'The Sun' FFS! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48737#post-140544 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 12:15:59 +0000 Tripod 140544@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Drawers out for the lads... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48737#post-140541 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 12:04:38 +0000 Sinnick 140541@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>He just came out the closet </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48737#post-140539 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 11:42:05 +0000 Not Amused 140539@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like the last line referring to another story ..<br /> "A PERVERT is being hunted by cops in Varallo, Italy, after he was seen having sex with a BOTTLE BANK" </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48737#post-140535 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 11:21:32 +0000 Tripod 140535@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Having sex with furniture? Could have been worse: he could have been in the cabinet... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48737#post-140532 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 11:00:39 +0000 wallster 140532@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4558884/Man-is-arrested-for-having-sex-with-a-sofa-in-the-street.html">http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4558884/Man-is-arrested-for-having-sex-with-a-sofa-in-the-street.html</a></p> <p><blockquote>The hotel worker was seen by an off-duty cop at 11pm “thrusting his hips” against the sofa which was in full view next to the kerb. Nobody was on the “love seat”.</blockquote></p> <p>I suppose all sofas should have a good stuffing. </p>