http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48709 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sun, 19 May 2013 01:58:50 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48709#post-140563 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 14:06:56 +0000 Anonymous 140563@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Many thanks Pinxit..</p> <p>Dat's brilliant.. even though it's all now mere chip paper.</p> <p>xx </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48709#post-140560 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 13:45:14 +0000 pinxit 140560@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yup, that works better I think.</p> <p>Wasn't too sure whether Cleggsie would add anything, but I think it adds more credence, so...</p> <p>here it is. Invoice is in the post.</p> <p><img src="http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/paddy_clegg.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48709#post-140467 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 20:20:04 +0000 dvo4fun 140467@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I've re-read para 2 a couple of times. It seems 'plain' but makes me chuckle</p> <p>Love the sense of increasingly loud ranting from Clegg and the punchline a cracker</p> <p>So, not too shabby then Stanley </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48709#post-140464 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 19:59:44 +0000 Anonymous 140464@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Many thanks Perks..</p> <p>Have now done that.. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48709#post-140457 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 19:10:44 +0000 Perks 140457@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I like this idea. Stars.</p> <p>Don't worry about the tags, concentrate on your subs. Saves any unwanted agro. Been enough recently.</p> <p> I would put cleggs words in speech marks to seperate from the reporting. Good one. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48709#post-140456 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 19:09:20 +0000 notoracism 140456@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>....not that good....I smell a Bolivian Rat here..'sniff'..'sniff'...and a couple of sycophantic trolls from the troll cave.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48709#post-140449 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 18:39:08 +0000 Anonymous 140449@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ha!</p> <p>OPEN FIRE!!!!</p> <p>Anonymous one armed bandit on port bow...</p> <p>*twat* </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48709#post-140443 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 18:00:51 +0000 Anonymous 140443@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ha! Thanks chaps...</p> <p>Fantastic photo Mr Pinx.. perfect except.. can't you turn the twat on the left into Cleggie... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48709#post-140441 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:47:17 +0000 Psycadelic Squirrel 140441@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48709#post-140440 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:44:18 +0000 Jonny Shlep 140440@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>To be brutally honest I found this piece to be overly long, ridiculously short, lacking in humour, guile, literary deftness or any semblance of humour. I read it shortly after eating my dinner and had to cram a number of tea towels into my mouth to prevent myself from vomiting as I have never vomited before.</p> <p>It's my considered opinion that the author of this bilge should be hunted down by dogs and then not only hung in the comfort of his own home but hung high.</p> <p>5! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48709#post-140438 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:36:34 +0000 pinxit 140438@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>"A grey-sky thinking initiative to rebuild the economy and rival the might of China… " ?</p> <p>Last line could be tweaked to be more punchy perhaps, e.g.:</p> <p><strong>Outside the conference hall support for Clegg was unanimous amongst the drenched delegates. “At long last we Lib Dems know exactly where we stand,” said one, "Up to our necks in it."</strong></p> <p>Meantime...</p> <p>Paddy gets down to work on the Arborio in Hebden Bridge…</p> <p><img src="http://i830.photobucket.com/albums/zz223/pinxit2/Satire/paddy.jpg"> </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48709#post-140427 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 16:10:57 +0000 Anonymous 140427@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nick Clegg won a fifteen minute standing ovation today when he thrilled conference with a surprise solution to climate change. </p> <p>With rain lashing down on the Brighton Centre and vast areas of the country deep beneath floodwater, Clegg's keynote speech reignited the party faithful, with its vision of a prosperous United Kingdom, self-sufficient in rice by 2025.</p> <p>Announcing Lord Ashdown as his new 'Grain &amp; Rain Czar', Clegg restored support from his left-leaning traditionalists with an inspired plan for England's green and pleasant land. Instead of overflowing rivers, destroyed homes and ruined flood plains, countless square miles of Northumberland, Yorkshire and the West Country will be given over to well maintained paddy fields.</p> <p>"This ground-breaking project will be Paddy Ashdown's final and truest vocation," revealed Clegg. "It's the mission that will both define and crown his entire political career. And it's the adventure that will soon plough new avenues of success for our great party." With delegates cheering and stamping their feet, he then invited the triumphant ex-leader to join him on the platform. </p> <p>"Britain has now entered our own Monsoon Age," Clegg roared. "Where once we laid solid foundations, Paddy shall build new houses on stilts. Where once we kept sheep and cattle, Paddy shall introduce oxen and water buffalo. Where once we mined for tin and coal, Paddy will construct terraces and furrows in which to grow the very food that shall keep us both wealthy and alive. Together we Liberal Democrats will harness these treacherous floods," he thundered. "And turn them to our economic advantage."</p> <p>Outside the conference hall support for Clegg was unanimous amongst the drenched delegates. “At long last we Lib Dems know exactly where we stand,” said one. "Up to our bloody necks in it." </p>