http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48667 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 17:19:29 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48667#post-140439 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 17:37:36 +0000 MahoganyGas 140439@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cheers for the stars guys, my first ever [insert appropriate smiley]</p> <p><blockquote>And it's 4 from me [only cos I didn't larf out loud] </blockquote><br /> as of this minute that's exactly the reaction I was looking for, more satire than comedy ... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48667#post-140426 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 16:09:45 +0000 writinginbsl 140426@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>yep</p> <p>stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48667#post-140424 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 16:06:23 +0000 dvo4fun 140424@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>And it's 4 from me [only cos I didn't larf out loud] </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48667#post-140416 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 15:56:32 +0000 Squudge 140416@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I rather like it as a NiB. If it is a ticker you will lose the wonderful Tarquiled Otter supper, and the keynote speech by the princes. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48667#post-140384 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 12:43:02 +0000 Deadcode 140384@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The title is good enough on it's own I think. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48667#post-140303 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 08:58:19 +0000 MahoganyGas 140303@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>David Cameron announced that the recent Westminster gate affair had brought to light the need for certain people to become more aware of their behaviour. "I have booked the entire police force on a Pleb Awareness course on Wednesday at 12:30. Everyone is expected to attend. The Pleb Awareness course will make the police aware of how they should behave in the presence of their betters. This is about education, not punishment. The police have clearly not had the benefit of a proper education through no fault of their own, and now is the time to remedy that."</p> <p>It is understood that the Pleb Awareness course will educate the police on a number of subjects such as forelock tugging, averting eyes in the presence of betters, the finer points of due deference and knowing one's place. Guest speakers at the course will include the Princes Harry and Andrew who will speak on the subject of tact and decorum in a changing world.</p> <p>The Prime Minister added that Andrew Mitchell would not be getting off scot-free. "Andrew will not be invited to any of my country suppers for a period of up to one month. This will give him time to think about what he has done. And this month Sam is doing a Tarquiled Otter and Curried Badger pie, which Andrew is rather fond of, so don't let anyone think that this is anything other than a severe slap on the wrists for Mitchers." </p>