http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48662 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 22:58:31 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48662#post-140708 Fri, 28 Sep 2012 08:03:55 +0000 Duncan Biscuit 140708@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A*<br /> I'd like to make you an unconditional offer. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48662#post-140637 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 20:13:25 +0000 Ironduke 140637@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Your basic grasp of my key point is a source of great relief. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48662#post-140557 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 13:12:41 +0000 Mary Evans 140557@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How kind, Mr D - although even the most basic grasp of GSCE Maths assures me that twice nothing is still nothing... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48662#post-140494 Thu, 27 Sep 2012 00:59:31 +0000 Ironduke 140494@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>How do you fancy dumbing down on my grade inflation, peaches? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48662#post-140420 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 16:02:50 +0000 Mary Evans 140420@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Thanks peeps. Satirising the flagrant abuse of educational power seems fitting the day I return to lecture my uni students - one of whom assured me today that if I hurried my Adaptation lecture this afternoon, we could make the 5pm crossing to Cherbourg, the cheeky knave. </p> <p>And @andydog, shagging a teacher on the school bus is classed as extra-curricular, therefore doesn't count towards your coursework. Might help with a D of E award, though? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48662#post-140379 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 12:27:29 +0000 Deadcode 140379@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Great line. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48662#post-140377 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 12:24:51 +0000 andydog 140377@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>shagging a teacher on the syllabus - is that like the school bus? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48662#post-140366 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 12:03:23 +0000 Perks 140366@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>brilliant </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48662#post-140353 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 11:45:46 +0000 dvo4fun 140353@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>ouch </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48662#post-140326 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 09:51:44 +0000 Anonymous 140326@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>naughty but nice..</p> <p>stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48662#post-140308 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 09:22:36 +0000 charlies_hat 140308@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice. Gold star and see me in my office after school.... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48662#post-140302 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 08:52:38 +0000 Midfield Diamond 140302@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yeah, great line. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48662#post-140285 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 07:42:05 +0000 pinxit 140285@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Succinct. Stars. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48662#post-140283 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 07:27:00 +0000 Mary Evans 140283@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Titter titter.</p> <p>All this fuss. I remember when shagging a teacher was on the syllabus. This nanny state has a lot to answer for... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48662#post-140279 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 07:25:19 +0000 Golgo13 140279@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You write the jokes we dare not... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48662#post-140276 Wed, 26 Sep 2012 07:22:48 +0000 Mary Evans 140276@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Naughty Maz. </p>