http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48634 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 04:01:16 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48634#post-140220 Tue, 25 Sep 2012 20:46:49 +0000 Quaz 140220@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'm giving it stars because not enough people think of using solar wind and Aurora Borealis in a comedy sub. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48634#post-140195 Tue, 25 Sep 2012 18:36:47 +0000 malgor 140195@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>British scientists have announced plans to install hundreds of ‘solar wind’-powered turbines in geo-stationary orbits, spread over acres and acres of space. The solar energy harnessed by the upper-atmosphere wind farm will be redirected to a processing plant in the Orkney Islands for bottling-up like locally-popular cooking fuel, Calor Gas. ‘This new ‘Solar Gas’ should be quite a green fuel,’ said one of the scientists, ‘especially if we can get enough Aurora Borealis in the mix.’</p> <p>The idea for the solar wind-powered turbines came after news that a depressed man in Norway had fitted solar panels to the windmills of his mind. ‘Unfortunately, the operation hasn’t helped his sense of sadness,’ said the report, ‘but at least his fuel bills are a lot lower now.’</p> <p><a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48561">NEAT-O</a> </p>