http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 23:03:02 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485&page=2#post-139863 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 22:23:26 +0000 charlies_hat 139863@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Button, looks like 3 nasty bruises you have there - have you been fighting with Shuttlecock? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485&page=2#post-139854 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 22:01:56 +0000 nickb 139854@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wasn't there a Truffaut film called "les 3826 spoofs"? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485&page=2#post-139819 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 21:00:50 +0000 Skoob1999 139819@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yeah Martin. Stop it you prick. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485&page=2#post-139818 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 20:59:56 +0000 button 139818@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Perks, could you keep your opinionated voice down. Prick. I bet you haven't written 3826 spoofs. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485&page=2#post-139815 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 20:55:32 +0000 Ironduke 139815@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I find little merit in any of the flood of postings hurled out so far, and the multiple log-ins and conversation with yourself is plain tedious.</p> <p>I'll happily go and sit with Perks in the Venn Diagram circle of abusive references, so ditto for me and the 'prick' sobriquet. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485&page=2#post-139809 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 20:48:19 +0000 Perks 139809@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Could you 2 have this tiff in private. It's getting tedious. I know you have written alot but self promotion through various logins is a bit cras. </p> <p>I expect to be called a prick for voicing my opinion, so don't waste time writing it. I'll take it as said </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485&page=2#post-139807 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 20:43:09 +0000 Skoob1999 139807@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Martey baby. We said we wouldn't do this. You said we could come here as a fresh start, no fighting. Not like that other place. 3826 spoof items written, but did they thank us. Did they fuck.</p> <p> Please be nice here, I'm starting to like it and want to stay. And I think that waylandsmithy fancies me because he liked our Ton Jones gag. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485&page=2#post-139799 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 20:29:44 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 139799@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh Lordy!</p> <p>You people can be unspeakably cruel. Whilst I was being slagged off uphill and down dale on here today, and plagued by impostors who wrongly adopted my generally accepted user name, the doctors asked me to switch off my sickly child's life support system.</p> <p>I did so with mixed emotions. To be honest, my son had had it anyway, but I couldn't resist a chuckle, thinking of the latest NB front page, as I flipped the switch.</p> <p>It's what he would have wanted. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485&page=2#post-139795 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 20:22:51 +0000 writinginbsl 139795@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>have we had lunch? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485&page=2#post-139793 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 20:19:32 +0000 medici2471 139793@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>zzzz... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485#post-139791 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 20:17:41 +0000 nickb 139791@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>....and honest </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485#post-139779 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 20:03:54 +0000 nickb 139779@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I think unpredictable should be in the mix with funny and clever. And consistence. Novel is good too. And apparent effortlessness. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485#post-139742 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 18:15:57 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 139742@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Unless you're me.</p> <p>True that.</p> <p>It's a conspiracy I say! I sympathise with Perks...it's time I'll never get back either. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485#post-139738 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 17:18:48 +0000 Mr Humphries 139738@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Ah, found what I needed to know. Doesn't look as though general discussions are permitted, only those discussions that are humorous.</p> <p>I'll give it a go.</p> <p>"You are welcome to use this chat room to comment on pieces on the front page or make suggestions about the site, but also to have wider discussions about comedy on the web on telly or whatever. Want to share a bizarre true news story? Want to post a funny video or picture? Want to moan about an unfunny panel show on BBC3? This is the place to do it. As long as you are not purely promoting your own site or blog, all things comedic are welcome on these pages..." </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485#post-139737 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 17:10:36 +0000 Mr Humphries 139737@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Quick question....</p> <p>Is it ok to start general threads on this forum? Is it ok just to chat or do I have to write Humorous/Satire type threads?</p> <p>Thank you </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485#post-139733 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 16:19:11 +0000 Perks 139733@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Watching that video is time from my life I will never get back. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485#post-139719 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 15:19:46 +0000 Skoob1999 139719@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh Martin. Don't be shy. Our 'at home with the Shuttlecocks' video makes Citizen Khan look <strike>funny</strike> bad </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485#post-139716 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 15:08:10 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 139716@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>If they're those You Tube things. I'm not watching that crap.</p> <p>I wasn't born yesterday. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485#post-139715 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 15:05:38 +0000 youbuyitnow 139715@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>DVO, need genuine spray-on 'Endurance for Dolts'? Available tabletly or rubbering after rimming a bath, impress female DVO by ogling fuckwittery and not give a flinch.</p> <p>Very plain, donkey or bitter layman flavours, not more 'I not watch this', it buggers belief!</p> <p>You buy it now, watch endless crap very nightly, why wait, you think it will heal up by itself?</p> <p>Tantamount! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485#post-139708 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 14:49:18 +0000 dvo4fun 139708@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Well, I think they speak for themselves. I allowed myself 2m 12 sec's of Martin's 6m 35s epic; thought 1/3rd was being fair.Did I miss anything?</p> <p>Were you tempted to look at Kaz's? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485#post-139672 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 10:26:11 +0000 Skoob1999 139672@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>In fact. I think this is a great example.</p> <p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMh-UzGVvV8&amp;feature=relmfu">One clever funny video</a></p> <p>May I also point you towards the second recommendation on the right </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485#post-139666 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 09:40:45 +0000 writinginbsl 139666@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>stars for epicene-had to look it up </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485#post-139659 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 09:22:11 +0000 Skoob1999 139659@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I go for clever funny. Basically it's funny thats so clever even clever people don't get it </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485#post-139645 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 08:13:44 +0000 burnmybridges 139645@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Rimmor find a new spell checker </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485#post-139643 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 07:50:13 +0000 Gerontius 139643@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I would call you 'clever' Martin.<br /> How you can post all these subs without any of them being funny is beyond most people. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485#post-139625 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 00:12:46 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 139625@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh I dunno...</p> <p>With a bit of training...</p> <p>Just kiddin' </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485#post-139622 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 23:38:25 +0000 Ironduke 139622@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I don't try to be funny or clever, they're kind of a given.</p> <p>Trying to be modest, however...tricky. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485#post-139610 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 23:08:04 +0000 Mr Humphries 139610@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Bacon? I'm quite the carnivore! Meat's always on the menu! Carry on, I'm right behind you! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485#post-139609 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 23:05:19 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 139609@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Righty bloody ho!</p> <p>Savoy do you? I've heard there's a tidy boozer on the corner.</p> <p>(Bring your own bacon) </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48485#post-139605 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 22:57:30 +0000 Mr Humphries 139605@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh Martin, you have an air of manly dominance about you. Where you're concerned, I'm definitely free!</p> <p>x </p>