http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48482 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 20 Jun 2013 06:04:44 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48482#post-140023 Mon, 24 Sep 2012 18:59:45 +0000 rfreed 140023@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>WAIT A MINUTE!<br /> That's no asian or eastern European in that photo! Everyone know thats Nazi Laurence Olivier. And the guy whose getting the Mexico cartel style root canal is Yank Dustin Hoffman.<br /> That can only mean one thing....<br /> There are Americans crashing the National Health system!!! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48482#post-140011 Mon, 24 Sep 2012 17:16:48 +0000 vertical 140011@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>frantically liquidising assets - got a check up shortly ^^ </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48482#post-139983 Mon, 24 Sep 2012 15:46:07 +0000 DustyBinLaden 139983@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Spot on. I send my teeth to Poland now. 5* no question </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48482#post-139687 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 11:51:03 +0000 Squudge 139687@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>a most excellent reportage of the robbery and GBH visited upon the mugs of mugs like me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48482#post-139682 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 11:28:03 +0000 vertical 139682@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>how about...</p> <p>One poor unfortunate woman is reported to have sunk into deep depression after a particularly vicious mugging by a south african gang. Realising that she'd lost all possibility of ever having enough cash for the perfect hollywood look she craved, she self immolated in the waiting room and was only saved when the aquarium cracked from the heat. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48482#post-139632 Sun, 23 Sep 2012 05:38:04 +0000 Yikes 139632@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Funny because it is true!!</p> <p>Might need one more para slotted in somewhere to make it FP length .. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48482#post-139614 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 23:17:04 +0000 FlashArry 139614@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not annoying - challenging </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48482#post-139612 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 23:11:47 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 139612@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hello Damien.</p> <p>Are you still me? Or am I still you?</p> <p>Seems I'm really annoying today.</p> <p>Is it safe? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48482#post-139611 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 23:08:24 +0000 Anonymous 139611@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You think it is bad where you guys are?</p> <p>I live in Miami and no joke I have to see an unlicensend Cuban dentist at his house.</p> <p> He is cheap ($100) for a cavity filling but even with insurance at $250 a month you end paying the real dentists $1000 every visit.</p> <p>Liked this by the way. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48482#post-139600 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 22:35:50 +0000 FlashArry 139600@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Just getting the screaming terrors glancing at the picture - take five</p> <p>Fuck it - <strong>every</strong> time I scroll past : make it stop </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48482#post-139598 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 22:32:39 +0000 waylandsmithy 139598@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Don't get me started. One of the fuckers spent an hour grinding bone from my upper jaw through a flap in my gum, and then acted surprised when I didn't want to see the photo he'd taken of my adenoids through my mouth.</p> <p>Three pissing grand. Cunt. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48482#post-139596 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 22:26:35 +0000 vertical 139596@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>thanks all. </p> <p>What gets me is the way the bastards smile sweetly as they casually sting you for 500 quid for an hour of torture and some mouthwash </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48482#post-139566 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 19:39:31 +0000 charlies_hat 139566@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'd Move away from Jo'burg if I were you Button. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48482#post-139558 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 19:14:00 +0000 Perks 139558@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Nice. Stars </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48482#post-139554 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 18:55:51 +0000 button 139554@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>NIice, don't forget the South Africans, every dentist within 20 miles of me is South African. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48482#post-139551 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 18:30:38 +0000 Queen of Tarts 139551@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Worryingly accurate </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48482#post-139547 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 18:14:34 +0000 Martin Shuttlecock 139547@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Aaaarrrgh!</p> <p>Have five. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48482#post-139545 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 18:03:19 +0000 waylandsmithy 139545@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh god. I have a completely rational fear of dentists. This has triggered a flashback to The Day Today's 'back street dentists' sketch.</p> <p>Yeah. Thanks for that.</p> <p>There's a 'discplacement theory' that people make use of negative character traits by taking jobs where they're an advantage. So a lot of surgeons are sadists, for example. But dentists must be psychopaths, it's unimaginable, ripping people off with out so much as a little tissue, or any meaningful pain relief. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48482#post-139542 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 17:35:31 +0000 vertical 139542@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Undercover investigators have revealed how asian and eastern european gangs posing as dental teams are ruthlessly extracting vast sums from desperate people and threatening them with medieval style implements which cause extreme pain.</p> <p>They believe highly profitable dental muggings are on the rise leaving thousands broke, traumatised and in severe distress after this kind of robbery. Some cases involve the use of a chemical cosh, a drug cocktail that numbs the senses leaving the recipient unable to speak and so confused they'll sign anything that's put in front of them. It's only when they come to, that they realise they've been mugged.</p> <p>'These gangs follow a distinct pattern of behaviour' says one investigator. 'The mark's lured into the trap by chatty young girls dressed rather like nurses. Once on the hook, the unsuspecting victim's shown into a tiny bare room passing for a surgery. This is where it all kicks off. They're forced on to a chair, blinded by bright light and then systematically tortured with nasty metal instruments. They're so desperate, they'll pay these thugs anything they want just to make it all stop, it's enough to make you spit'.</p> <p><img src="http://www.virginmedia.com/images/cringe-marathonman-590x350.jpg"> </p>