http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48378 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Tue, 21 May 2013 12:45:43 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48378#post-139448 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 00:21:53 +0000 hardev 139448@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>ignore that last comment - I blame the drink for that...it sounded ok in my head...</p> <p>Should have come over as a reference to jewish practice on circumcision, but it doesn't work... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48378#post-139447 Sat, 22 Sep 2012 00:10:24 +0000 hardev 139447@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Only Jewish assassins are pricks who deserve to be cut up... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48378#post-139319 Fri, 21 Sep 2012 08:59:11 +0000 Golgo13 139319@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>There's an important idea here.</p> <p>I'm a professional hitman/assasin, so I have my "bad-news-portrait" updated every year or so, just in case I get murdered or go missing. It's surprising how quickly they go out of date. Clothes change, hairstyles change, and a cool back-drop one year might look passe the next.</p> <p>You don't want professional studio shots - you want something that looks natural, but you want to be looking good, and doing something pretty cool.</p> <p>But not too cool. You don't want to look like a prick who deserved to get cut up. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48378#post-139264 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 22:07:50 +0000 FlashArry 139264@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I'd noticed the photo thing as well. I think you've made a neat observation on media beatification, gently mocking rather than derisive. Good post. </p> <p>Might miss the need for tin hats ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48378#post-139262 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 21:58:37 +0000 Tripod 139262@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Not too soon, but don't you need jokes? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48378#post-139260 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 21:52:01 +0000 hardev 139260@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>it just caught my eye when the pictures changed, but it ay be a bit soon for some people - sorry about that... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48378#post-139259 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 21:51:08 +0000 hardev 139259@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Police investigating the deaths of two officers in Greater Manchester have called for an end the generalisation by the public on the deaths “of the cute one and the other one”</p> <p>Speaking via their lawyer, Parents of the “other one” complained to Greater Manchester Police when they saw the first pictures shown on national television and asked for them to be replaced by one’s that would make her look “almost” as nice as the “cute one”.</p> <p>Their lawyer said “It’s a very distressing time for the families, but at least give them the decency of putting a photo up that makes them look semi desirable and not just a random picture with no redeeming factors”</p> <p>Assistant Chief Con Garry Shewan said the deaths of the Police Officers has been a "watershed moment" and will ensure that they have pictures of all their female officers with full make-up and maybe in a bikini on file if such an incident occurred again. </p> <p>He said “I see it as my duty to make sure this happens – someone has to be the Gok Wan of the Police Force” </p>