Forum » Topic: WHO names children as world's most prevalent STD

Forum » Topic: WHO names children as world's most prevalent STD http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48368 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Thu, 23 May 2013 01:14:54 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 <![CDATA[Search]]> q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php button on "WHO names children as world's most prevalent STD" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48368#post-139310 Fri, 21 Sep 2012 07:43:17 +0000 button 139310@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Well done, great FP! 5* charlies_hat on "WHO names children as world's most prevalent STD" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48368#post-139300 Fri, 21 Sep 2012 07:00:03 +0000 charlies_hat 139300@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Excellent FP Perks on "WHO names children as world's most prevalent STD" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48368#post-139298 Fri, 21 Sep 2012 06:26:51 +0000 Perks 139298@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Yep, another good FP. Stars jamsieoconnor on "WHO names children as world's most prevalent STD" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48368#post-139293 Fri, 21 Sep 2012 02:53:27 +0000 jamsieoconnor 139293@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Fuck! Just saw it's an FP as well! Cheers again and major thanks for seriously improving the ending which I really wasn't sure about and was having difficulties with. jamsieoconnor on "WHO names children as world's most prevalent STD" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48368#post-139292 Fri, 21 Sep 2012 02:43:48 +0000 jamsieoconnor 139292@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ I would have thought something like this would have been done before as well but I did a quick search on the site and on google and nothing was immediately apparent so decided to send it in anyway. Yikes on "WHO names children as world's most prevalent STD" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48368#post-139273 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 23:20:08 +0000 Yikes 139273@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Need to put 7 in the slips and a silly mid off and silly mid on then! dvo4fun on "WHO names children as world's most prevalent STD" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48368#post-139272 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 23:15:18 +0000 dvo4fun 139272@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ On a hat trick! Yikes on "WHO names children as world's most prevalent STD" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48368#post-139271 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 23:14:34 +0000 Yikes 139271@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Oh, FP!!!!! Well done! dvo4fun on "WHO names children as world's most prevalent STD" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48368#post-139270 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 23:13:44 +0000 dvo4fun 139270@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ & straight in at number 1! Yikes on "WHO names children as world's most prevalent STD" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48368#post-139269 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 23:12:28 +0000 Yikes 139269@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ Well written and lots of good lines! Chuckles aplenty here! Wouldn't be surprised if something like this has been done before though ... jamsieoconnor on "WHO names children as world's most prevalent STD" http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48368#post-139221 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 19:11:52 +0000 jamsieoconnor 139221@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ The World Health Organisation today issued a stark warning to try and curb the spread of a sexually transmitted disease which it described as having reached "epidemic proportions." This particularly unpleasant and hard to shake off disease is known as "children" (Medical name: fuckersi minoris) and it is reported to have caused severe distress and discomfort for billions of people around the world. "Every day, we see more and more people suffering from this debilitating condition", said Dr Hans Biermann, WHO Spokesman for Sexual Health, who held a press conference today to highlight his concerns about the disease. "We've managed to keep some sort of control over the less serious STDs like herpes and chlamydia, but the problem of children just seems to get worse and worse every year." Dr Biermann went on to describe the symptoms to look out for if people suspect that they are suffering from children. In women, the first warning signs include early morning vomiting and irritability, but as the disease progresses, it causes a large, disfiguring swelling of the abdomen and then an unusual vaginal discharge around nine months after infection. In men, the early symptoms tend to be palpitations and extreme anxiety, although if the disease remains untreated for several years it can cause insomnia and severe money haemorrhaging as well as feelings of sexual frustration and murderous rage at the carefree life which they have lost. Dr Biermann urged people to get checked out for children regularly and to seek urgent medical attention if they found out that they had the disease. "If you catch it in the early stages then you can deal with it by way of a simple medical procedure," he said. "But, if it is left untreated for years then it needs more, uh, specialist treatment", he finished shiftily, before concluding the conference by handing out promotional material for his clown costume and knife emporium.