http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48344 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Sat, 25 May 2013 01:51:29 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48344#post-139211 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 18:16:27 +0000 Gerontius 139211@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I thought I recognised your face </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48344#post-139204 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 16:37:14 +0000 DustyBinLaden 139204@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Happy Birthday Perks. I've found that getting into NewsBiscuit has improved my sex life after 27 years of marriage. Then again, I have started going with prostitutes. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48344#post-139195 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 16:04:38 +0000 button 139195@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A birthday ticker! Heres a £5 Our Price voucher from me. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48344#post-139188 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 15:57:21 +0000 rikkor 139188@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The fact that your daughter is a tad dusky and named La'Qintish'a may have more to do with still being together with your wife than any Newsbiscuit-related decrease in conversation. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48344#post-139174 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 14:31:40 +0000 Scroat 139174@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Yes- happy birthday from me too. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48344#post-139163 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 12:32:37 +0000 wallster 139163@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Happy bathday Perky old chap. Have you had a flounce yet? You're not a proper biscuiteer until you've had a good flounce. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48344#post-139159 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 09:05:10 +0000 The All New Jeni B 139159@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Happy birthday Perks.</p> <p>I knew my NB addiction had taken over when I was reading breaking news stories on here before the BBC. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48344#post-139153 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 08:51:02 +0000 charlies_hat 139153@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>here's to another year - I agree, NB can ruin your life, I simply cann't read the news or watch the news without thinking of an angle for a one liner. How do you organise an online Intervention ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48344#post-139143 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 08:15:37 +0000 dvo4fun 139143@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Do we get a slice of cake Perks?</p> <p>Ooh - and thanks for all the chuckles </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48344#post-139140 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 08:09:17 +0000 Re Pete 139140@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Happy anniversary. Admitting you have a problem is the first step! </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48344#post-139138 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 08:05:34 +0000 Perks 139138@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Today is the first anniversary of me signing up to this site and my first lame <a href="http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=30714">sub</a></p> <p> Since then, the Newsbiscuit addiction has seen me over analyising everything looking for an angle, waking at 12:01 to see who has the coverted Front Page, and has meant conversations with my wife have fallen by 75%, which has saved my marriage.</p> <p> Being a NewsBiscaholic has affected every part of my life and seen me not paying enough attention to the important things in life. Just after the addiction started, my wife gave birth to our second daughter, her name escapes me. When I look at my profile I realise I have been logged on for more hours than I have spent with her. But I can justify that. At 10 months old she is just not funny.</p> <p> So my addiction, which is an illness, will continue for another year untill my dealers, those people who supply subs to feed my needs and take away the morning withdrawal symptoms, get arrested, or Jeremy Kyle puts me on a week long humour detox requiring daily reading of thespoof.co.uk.</p> <p>Thanks for the laughs </p>