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		<title>Forum &#187; Topic: My Ass Hurts</title>
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			<title>Squudge on "My Ass Hurts"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48321#post-139671</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2012 10:11:38 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Squudge</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;oh dear - just clicked on the 'farmworker' link.&#60;br /&#62;
Could they have got a less contrite photo of Carlos? He looks like he is about to proposition the photographer.
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			<title>writinginbsl on "My Ass Hurts"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48321#post-139670</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2012 09:48:51 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>writinginbsl</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;clench and tone, then&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;&#60;a href=&#34;http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2207144/Desk-Derriere-Bottoms-getting-bigger-women-spend-time-desk.html&#34; rel=&#34;nofollow&#34;&#62;http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2207144/Desk-Derriere-Bottoms-getting-bigger-women-spend-time-desk.html&#60;/a&#62;
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			<title>kimllfixit on "My Ass Hurts"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48321#post-139374</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 21 Sep 2012 13:17:25 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>kimllfixit</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Quite possibly a new entrant in the top 10 best lines from real news stories ever -&#60;br /&#62;
'told officers that his DNA may have “accidentally” ended up inside the animal'
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			<title>Ironduke on "My Ass Hurts"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48321#post-139232</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2012 20:09:29 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Ironduke</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Surely, given the dimensions inherent in the 'donkey cock' slang abuse, there is no way what he was doing could be termed Animal Cruelty?&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;Animal Disappointment, maybe...
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			<title>FlashArry on "My Ass Hurts"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48321#post-139218</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2012 18:49:54 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>FlashArry</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Point taken - after all, it was only the one donkey ...
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			<title>Gerontius on "My Ass Hurts"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48321#post-139210</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2012 18:12:48 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Gerontius</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;You lot can be so judgemental at times
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			<title>FlashArry on "My Ass Hurts"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48321#post-139202</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2012 16:30:21 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>FlashArry</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Perhaps he could be teamed up with the Cornish Slurrywanker ? &#34;Tales from the Farm Yard&#34; would never be the same again
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			<title>rikkor on "My Ass Hurts"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48321#post-139197</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2012 16:06:28 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>rikkor</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Just sent to a Florida-native friend of mine who collects stories like this.  They are legion.
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			<title>Golgo13 on "My Ass Hurts"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48321#post-139119</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2012 06:16:15 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Golgo13</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Love the way they put a black strip across the victim's eyes to protect her identity. (but then print her name anyway).
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			<title>Quaz on "My Ass Hurts"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48321#post-139110</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2012 00:31:32 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>Quaz</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;Hands up, which one of you wrote this? (No, not hands up THERE!)
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			<title>wallster on "My Ass Hurts"</title>
			<link>http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48321#post-139064</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2012 16:11:20 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator>wallster</dc:creator>
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			<description>&#60;p&#62;&#60;a href=&#34;http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4546161/Farmworker-arrested-for-having-sex-with-miniature-donkey.html&#34;&#62;http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4546161/Farmworker-arrested-for-having-sex-with-miniature-donkey.html&#60;/a&#62;&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;&#60;blockquote&#62;Carlos Romero, 31, was allegedly caught romping with the 21-month-old animal in a barn that doubles up as his bedroom.&#60;/blockquote&#62;&#60;/p&#62;
&#60;p&#62;How many wrongs can one story include?
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