http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48316 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Wed, 22 May 2013 05:27:19 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48316#post-139251 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 21:20:06 +0000 Anonymous 139251@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>You can imagine her after the last supper:</p> <p> "....Jesus Christ, what time do you call this? You better not have been changing water into wine again. By the way, the fucking wardrobe is fucked again, I wish you were more like your other dad and were handy with wood and nails. Call yourself a carpenters son? I really have no idea what I saw in you, I really don't. Miracles? It will be a fucking miracle if you get yourself a proper job. Lazy bastard. When was the last time you went down on me? Your mother called, irritating the shit out me again, what with the 'I'm a virgin' crap. You know she kept the gold, frankincense and myrrh right...sold them on e-bay I bet. Paid for that kitchen. Christ, I hate you sometimes." </p> <p>Well, if she is anything like my ex-wife that's what she would say anyway. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48316#post-139198 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 16:07:29 +0000 Tripod 139198@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p><blockquote>Typo in the ticker though... ouncil house ?</blockquote></p> <p>Long time no see... </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48316#post-139194 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 16:03:53 +0000 charlies_hat 139194@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Typo in the ticker though... ouncil house ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48316#post-139192 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 16:01:55 +0000 rikkor 139192@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Funny. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48316#post-139112 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 02:33:21 +0000 burnmybridges 139112@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>5 nails for you </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48316#post-139111 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 02:31:31 +0000 burnmybridges 139111@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>LOve it,was Jesus renting his out to some socialist middle class tart?They said he was living on the cross 2 up 2 down. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48316#post-139108 Wed, 19 Sep 2012 23:36:43 +0000 FlashArry 139108@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>.. but did she marry him for his dad's money ? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48316#post-139055 Wed, 19 Sep 2012 15:00:50 +0000 MADJEZ 139055@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>more soon. </p>