http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48264 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 05:46:53 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48264#post-139220 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 19:00:27 +0000 bonjonelson 139220@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Cute, but nowhere near as batfuck crazy as the original Kazytc. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48264#post-139216 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 18:38:39 +0000 Emma Royd 139216@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I met Lobstoper Rampa in Clapham in the late 70s, dont be fooled about what he says in his book,one look at his masssive webbed feet and youll no what Im talking about. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48264#post-139144 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 08:25:03 +0000 dvo4fun 139144@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Oh, and welcome, Lobstoper </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48264#post-139135 Thu, 20 Sep 2012 07:57:24 +0000 Lucy4 139135@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Wattever it is your on I hope their's an auntydope. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48264#post-139102 Wed, 19 Sep 2012 22:58:13 +0000 FlashArry 139102@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>The dangers of posting in a semi-conscious state ?</p> <p>Might have to find a place for 'orcastrated' though - something unpleasant done to whales to prevent humping ? could be my word of the week </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48264#post-139099 Wed, 19 Sep 2012 22:45:11 +0000 Perks 139099@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I got to sentance 3, which is about line 12 </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48264#post-139097 Wed, 19 Sep 2012 22:41:53 +0000 dvo4fun 139097@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>I got to line 3. What's the prize? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48264#post-139094 Wed, 19 Sep 2012 22:25:18 +0000 Anonymous 139094@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>WTF is this? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48264#post-138959 Wed, 19 Sep 2012 07:22:18 +0000 JohnA 138959@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Why is it that one of the first signs of schizophrenia is the inability to paragraph? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48264#post-138896 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 17:30:04 +0000 The All New Jeni B 138896@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Hi joan, how's things? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48264#post-138894 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 17:14:56 +0000 nostra da mouse 138894@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Perhaps it would be better in English? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48264#post-138889 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 16:08:06 +0000 rikkor 138889@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Couldn't get past the first line. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48264#post-138884 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 16:01:01 +0000 Lobstoper Rampa 138884@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>A hillarious thow true autobiography of Newsbiscuit founder John O Farrels early years,written by yes by me, Lobstoper Rampa aka John O Farrel.A fact full no holds barred of how I was kidnapped from Ireland on the way to Church at the age of three,and ended up in China,only to escape my kidnappers whilst they wherent looking with the help of two angelic catholic ninja spirit beings.From that day I new I was special and God had orcastrated my kidnapping all along.From China I crawled all the way in my nappy to Tibet,there I was taken in by the young Dalai Lama,had my name changed to Lobstoper Rampa and became a lama at the grand old age of four and three months.Trained in the art of kung fu over the next few years I became a master of meditation,and learnt how to fly,met yetis and had a hole drilled in my forehead to open my third eye.Why was this last thing done?why would someone drill a hole in my head,becouse the Dalai Lama had foreseen the chinese invasion of Tibet thats why, and my third eye would give me the power to read minds of coarse,for when the Dalai Lama left me behind as a spy while he escaped to safety.Amougst other incredible but true things in my new book (and there are many)are how as a humble Lobstoper Rampa with three eyes,I flew planes for the Chinese in WW2,spent time in a Japanese POW camp run by the evil Villy Vutlins,survived the full impact of the atom bomb dropped on Hiroshima due to my magical powers.Was kidnapped by the same people as before but this time taken back to Ireland,where I was tortured but escaped again in a luxury car,and then finally I died.Yes I wrote my own death into my autobiography while I was still alive and walking about.Well no acturlly I only partly died until I wrote my secound autobigraphy (only £17.99 and due out soon)called My Head Exploded.Please buy my book The Magic Eyeball,buy it twice even,only £16.99 at all good book stores. </p>