http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48261 The NewsBiscuit Community en-US Mon, 20 May 2013 09:19:01 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/search.php http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48261#post-138944 Wed, 19 Sep 2012 01:30:57 +0000 burnmybridges 138944@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>When I was lad DP meant the Director of prosecutions,Littlewoods was known for Junior Porn and looking at it would not give a young lad shell shock.Nowadays it is too easy for the youth to access it and Princess Katie does not help by splashing out her Tetons allover French Newspapers.Bring back the days of very stiff and large Brassieres.It was a lot easier to get them off than spell it. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48261#post-138933 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 22:19:32 +0000 Anonymous 138933@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Jeez BMB.. this still seems rather over-reliant on the old imagination. </p> <p>but never mind - a worthy 5*.. </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48261#post-138927 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 20:48:03 +0000 burnmybridges 138927@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>No,silly.You use your imagination to conjure up a situation where you are in on the action with Katie,for example you are a helicopter Pilot fresh back from Afghanistan looking for a bit of other type of action and as you are walking past your brothers bedroom,you get a call from katie as her hubbie is away doing an Ashton Kutcher.As what happens after that I have no idea . </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48261#post-138877 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 15:39:22 +0000 Anonymous 138877@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Sorry BMB but you've slightly lost me in the detail. Are you suggesting that HRH expects prospective wankers to achieve and maintain a full erection, simply by thinking about the duchess of Cambridge's breasts – and without having seen the Closer portfolio?</p> <p>Seems rather optimistic, don't you think? </p> http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=48261#post-138871 Tue, 18 Sep 2012 15:25:17 +0000 burnmybridges 138871@http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/ <p>Queen Elizabeth has let it be known that she wishes her loyal subjects should not purchase any filth from the Italian Royal family,the Berlesconis.Should her young and old male subjects feel the need to see Kate`s titties they are asked to use their imagination when masturbating. </p>